Cheetahs eats out Scottish bitch

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    scottish wigga takin it.
    http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...hday-trip-133156169--abc-news-topstories.html

    A dream trip to Africa? Yeah. Okay. Well, at least her husband was considerate enough to stand around for 3 minutes and take pictures.
     
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    Isn't the Cheetah one of those animals that only need a kick to the face to scare off?
     
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    Well, in nature they tend to go after the older (slower) members of the herd. Maybe they jumped the 8 year old to lure in the old lady.
     
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    and why the zookeepers dont keep bearmace for these occasions i will never know
     
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    Cheetos are the weakest of the big cats, in order to inflict mortal injury they have to close off the victim's wind pipe and induce suffocation.

    Archie had the right idea, taking pics to show his would-be freedom. However, his dream was shattered shortly after when the cats realized she was more fat than protein.
     
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    Silly cheetahs, just because it smell like tuna and look like roast beef, you no need to eat...
     
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    Well, I guess trying to help her would have only made things worse. Might as well take pictures.
     
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    The newspaper didn't mention seeing his cunt of a wife being sexually assaulted by Cheetahs gave him such a boner.
     
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    A dream trip to Africa. This seems like the beginning to a joke or something.
     
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    She got what she deserved for being scottish.
     
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    Right, compared to Lions for example, which have much stronger muscles.
     
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    And for being so stupid that she thinks it's possible to domesticate an animal in less than 17 generations.
     
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    They're just big kitties. They want to play!
     
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    Glad to see someone else got the error in the title.

    This is absolutely morbid and disgusting, why would a 60 year old let a Cheetah eat her out?
     
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    I would divorce instantly.

    Also, when will people realize that petting wild animals is a bad idea? They are that way because of a reason...
     
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    Why would any sane zookeeper allow those under 18 into a wild animal pen?
     
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    B'CAUSE MAH CHEEETTAAHHHS B SOOO PRECIOUS!!!
     
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