Cheap, russian drug that melts your skin finally in the US!

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    A super cheap and easy-to-make drug from russia found it's way to the united states.
    The downside of this drug is that it makes your flesh rot and melt off you and kills most people within two years of using it.

    I thik this is a good thing. Firstly because hahaha fuck america. And second- because they are junkies anyway so at least this drug kills them and they stop being a burden on the economy.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...dil-flesh-rotting-arrives-us-arizona/2879817/
     
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    Actually it's just returning home.. but with a russian twist. :)
    Think of it as an exchange student with HIV.
     
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    I don't know about you guys, but I am super excited about this. My gore folder is lacking in rotted flesh on live people.
     
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    Why? Why would anyone in a first world nation use krokodil? Oh, wait, we're talking about America. Nevermind.
     
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    I'd do krokodil with you if I knew that we'd both die together.
     
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    I must say, I find this to be very positive.

    I think if someone is so stung out he is willing to take a drug that melts his skin off just to get a fix, then this person is already lost. Until now these people would just keep being useless wastes of space for years until they finally died or OD'd. But now, with some help from this thing, all the totally hopeless drug addicts will just die. Which is really better for everyone involved. They stop being a strain on the economy, less druggies means less drug dealers, means less crime... It's only too bad this thing takes two years to kill them and their injuries end up wasting more tax money through the hospitals and such.

    The perfect solution would be if the government secretly laced all the crack and cocaine with poison, just like they secretly flooded the black neighborhoods with this stuff in the first place.

    But this is pretty good too.
     
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    Hahahaha. Ah. Don't be creepy, dude.
     
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    Only if we could inject @Trixie with it...
     
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    Krokodil user is the new age leper!
     
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    why the fuck would anyone in the U.S. use this anyway ? its a hell of a lot easier to get heroin than codeine pills. you cant even get pseudoephedrine to make meth anymore
     
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    You must be a retarded redneck to do this shit and don't know about the consequences
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    better yet, just snort it and save your forearms from rotting. eh, smack does that too, just not nearly as dramatic
     
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    Because it's a cheaper alternative to heroin. Addicts will do pretty much anything for their next fix.
     
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    Heard about that drug years ago.

    I was wondering when the fuckhead drug addicts over in the states were going to be stupid enough to do it themselves despite the grotesque side affects.

    I cannot believe people are willing to risk having their flesh dissolve over a quick high.
     
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    From what I watched form the documentary discussing this, two years is the most positive lifespan of Krokodile users if only because they aren't rushing so much that they fail to inject themselves properly. ( If you miss your vein that is how it begins to dissolve your tissue and muscles.)

    In fact, that entire documentary couldn't find any Krokodile users because they were all fucking dead.

    I believe the average death prediction of a Krokodile user is 2 weeks and upwards to a couple of months.
     
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    Russia is so nice. Some years ago I read an article about some crazy trend over there. Basically they sold capsules with a mix of heroin, water and blood. Why? Because red heroin is fucking cool I guess. But what were the downsides of this? Most of the blood was blood from people with HIV. Some 75% - 80% of the heroin users in some city now has HIV.


    To quote the Pet Shop Boys; "Go to Russia because drugs are more fun there".
     
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    Addicts know krokodil isn't good for them. Many addicts are completely aware of the effects of it. By the time they are addicted though, it becomes a need for them. Their brain just tells them they need their next fix. That's how addictions work.
    I know people who are addicted to panadol, of all things. I've got one friend from highschool who is addicted to weed. They aren't by their nature addictive in any way, but they've come to rely far too much on these things and so their brains have made an association that object + ingestion/use = release of endorphins.
     
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    I want to go to Russia just to see the feral dogs that use their trains.
     
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    FINALLY! I have been waiting for the krock to make its komeback.
     
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    You are not forward thinking enough. If Krokodil use becomes prevalent enough, we could have the packs of roving, feral ghouls we have always wanted.
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    I must admit that I'm intrigued by this stuff. You must get REALLY high if you're willing to do that stuff to yourself. After all, people don't shoot heroin because it sucks. People don't sell their kids for crack because it isn't the most awesome thing in the world. The more addictive and / or destructive something is has a direct correlation to how awesome it can make you feel.

    On that note, if you'll excuse me, I'll be putting on a blindfold and drinking the first thing I grab from under the sink.
     
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