Celebrate Aboriginal

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    As we all know, Aboriginals are the most peaceful people on the planet with no problems and they have a rich culture that is and was far more civilized than our modern culture and society will ever be,
    Aboriginals have many inventions which have been contributed to humanity,
    They are also a proud and self reliant society.

    I can think of no other community that is safer than any other city in the world in the time i have spent travelling, this is including all the capital cities.

    Now while i am busy making out with a cheese cake and nosing by turning my head left and right across it's rough surface, i will leave you all to share your thoughts and opinions on how much you love and wish to celebrate aboriginal.
     
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    At first I thought it said "Celibate Aboriginal" and I was like "LOL, no."
     
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    Didn't the Indonesians invent boomerangs or something?
     
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    Cloudfag error. Again.
     
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    Aboriginal "historians" claim that there were a billion Aboriginals in Australia before da white fella came and took der land. I kid you not.
     
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    In Canada we have our own Aboriginals, called Natives also known to movie-goers as the Savage Indian.

    My old hometown was a dusty little place long inhabited by the Shushawp tribes, who have since been utterly decimated and forced onto reserves. Most natives from the rez are stab-happy little skrawny guys or huge bloated land whales. It's very rare to actually get to talk with them. Usually they just punch you in the face.

    But one happened to tell me how in the long term, how they had "won" because they didn't have to do anything and the man gives them free money, room and board, cheap booze and smokes, and how basically they can sue companies for them not showing up on time due to a conflicting "native time" (which is a real thing...)

    I told the red savage that he was so wrong, because all the things he saw as perks were just the gilding of the cage, that he was living in servitude to the man, who jails his people on shitty land, feeds them junk food so their bodies bloat up, gives them cheap booze and smokes to poison and dumb their bodies and their spirit, and that when they accept the free money from the government, they're not winning - they're beholden to the man.

    I told him, you need to get out of this rut, keep your culture but join our society and work and make your own food, move to better land, stop eating shit and drinking so much. Raise your people's onxce proud spirit from the land and reinvest its dignity in yourselves.

    But at some point after "work" his eyes maddened... and he punched me.

    The end.
     
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    Here's some aboriginal love
     
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    This thread is good.
     
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    You fucking deserved it for trying to shackle the minds of such a noble people with your scheming, devilish ways. Clearly he was a brave warrior, fighting for the sanctity of his people's beliefs against the snarling teeth and wicked horns of the white devil.
     
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    Are you sure you are talking about Canadian Aboriginals and not the other kind?

    I know that plenty of new generation Canadian Natives are abandoning their "proud cultural background" because they told me it was a load of shit, especially if your gay, so heheh, some of them do wsnt to hsve their own life.
     
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    Http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/aboriginal
    This article is offensive and extremely racist, if ED was hosted in Australia, the AHRC would take you all to court on charges of racial vilification.

    Unfortunately, those of you Ediots living in the U.S are protected by the first amendment which protects citizens from foreign marxism and persecution.
    So unfortunately US Ediots can say whatever they want and answer to noone.
     
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    The Spanish, British, French, Portuguese Empires raped all the Americas and killed millions of aboriginal indians....but they dont bitch about it (not like the Jews)......but still I think they should be proud with their indians roots and put more casinos and make money .... cuz when the thieves from Europe came here they thought were Aliens....:circlejerk:
     
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    You people are stupid, aboriginal means a black guy from australia with white body paint blowing on an oversized bong in disguise called a didgeridoo, did i mention they make a good bong as well as instrument?
     
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    Not to mention the Irish. It's funny. Genocide is like reverse life. The whiter you are the less other people care.
     
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    The Irish were treated relatively well. Perhaps you should list the Scots and Welsh as examples instead. They didn't have the luxury of a body of water to separate them from their foes.
     
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    Well they fared a bit better in the US than their potato-fucking counterparts.

    Also, admittedly, the Welsh and Scottish were in desperate need of some good old fashioned civilizing, being filthy sheep-fuckers.

    The entire reason the English got involved in Ireland was because, as it were, they were too civilized in the literal sense. The pope called in the English to take care of Ireland with the Laudabiliter Papal Bull in 1155 because the Irish monastic movement was so powerful and autonomous that it threatened the Catholic church's control of all research and intellectual development. So the Catholic Pope ordered the King of England to reign over Ireland for the sake of Catholicism. Oh, the Irony in t-minus 393 years.
     
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    European factions killing each other with the same weapons doesn't really count as genocide.
     
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    Come on now, they're Irish. Being drunk and stupid with a firearm is worse than not having one at all. I can just hear a bewildered cry "Begoora! Paddo bloo his fookin headoff!"

    That said (on a serious note), Cromwell invaded with 48-pounder canons (the beginning what we now refer to as modern-artillery) and a shit-ton of guns while the Irish were largely farmers with pikes and a handful of firearms. Not exactly even terms.

    Also, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody who isn't a complete anglophile who doesn't think Cromwell went about five miles too far in punishing the "filthy Catholics."

    Anyways, here's a couple Paddy jokes to keep the gallery happy.

    Paddy (Irish), Ralph (English), and Willy (Scottish) are travelling in the Australian outback when their camper broke down. They had to venture out for help. They could each only take a few things. Ralph took a flask water for when he got thirsty. Willy took a shank of lamb in case he got hungry. Paddy takes the door off. "Why did you take the door?" asks the Ralph. Paddy replies, "Well if'n I get too hot, I can rolls down the window."

    Paddy goes into a clockmaker's and browses the shelves. Eventually he goes up to the clockmaker and asks "Do you sell potato clocks?" The clockmaker replies, "You daft? We sell cuckoo clocks, grandfather clocks, and desk clocks. What the feck is a potato clock?" Paddy merely says "I don't know, but I got a new job at 9 tomorow. My wife said 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"

    Paddy and Murphy are stumbling home down the road drunk from the bar. They stop by a roadside cemetary and are reading all the graves, looking for the oldest person. "Begoora! I think I found 'em," Murphy cries. "How old was he?" Paddy asks. "145!" Murphy responds. "Well give us the name," Paddy continues. "Miles, from Dublin."

    Two men are having a drink in an Irish pub. The one asks where the other is from. "Ireland," he replies. "Me too! Let's have a round for Ireland," cries the other and they both drink. So the first guy says "Where in Ireland are you from?" The second says "Dublin." The first says, "Myself as well! Another round for Dublin." Finally, the second asks "Where did you go to school?" The first replies "St. Mary's, class of '62." The Second replies, "That's astounding, me too! A drink for St. Mary's." At this point a regular walks in and sits at the bar. He asks what's new. "Oh, nothing," the bartender replied. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
     
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    He was clearly a hero.
     
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    @Slavoj Jizzek Tell you what. Every single individual from the Irish tribe that has contributed to the war effort against my tribe should live out the rest of their lives with third degree burns over every centimetre of their body but only after they've witnessed all their descendants get mauled to death by starving crazed dogs. Do you agree?
     
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    It's called sunburn, you wanker. We already have it.
     
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    For fucks sake you act like you've been on the receiving end of a genocide.
     
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    Do you agree or not?
     
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    If there's a joke here about dingos and babies, I'm not setting up for it.
     
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    Is this the typical American case of
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    Because I just ate a korma and I have to say, I'm feeling pretty Indian.
     
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    To be fair, there are 250,000,000 of us split into hundreds of ethnic groups. Very few countries have ethnic diversity on such a grand scale. And the countries that do seem to be having a real big fucking problem with it.