Catholic Church- Peddlers of "Porn"

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  1. Trixie

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    They do publish very risque books. Their most popular title got pulled from Amazon a few months ago.

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    lol Germans.
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    LOL that's weird.
     
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    the pope owns 51% of general motors and the stock exchange is the only thing he's qualified to quote us
     
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    Gonna go find a english translation because if anything the catholic church knows sexy.
     
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    All Catholics all over the world need to be v& (maybe disguise old Greyhound busses as oversized Ford Econolines, Chevrolet Beauvilles and VW microbusses for symbolic purposes), convicted in a Nuremberg Trials-style court of conspiracy to commit child molestation, or actual sex abuse and sodomy in the case of priests, and publicly executed. I'd gladly volunteer as an executioner...

    This just proves that catlickers are perverts.
     
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    lol im catholic
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    just like you trixie,
    just like you
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    oh dear, now this is a rather raspberry pudding situation we have hear.
     
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    Wasn't he in the Hitler Youth or pulled hilarious pranks in WW2 or something?
     
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    The pope? Associated with Nazis? They killed Catholics, and for a good reason, since they are all either pedofags or condone child molestation, even though most are in denial about it.
     
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    Yeah but WAS HE IN THE HITLER YOUTH.
    I know there were Jews in the SS and Abewhr, but Hitler Youth turned Pope is hard to top.
     
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    pedobear in church.

    Pedobear is ready to leap on the loli poon... and @78magnumXE watches...

    (honestly added my face to this shoop as a means of watermarking it and since I thought it would be funny for me, perhaps the most ungodly person ever, to be where Jesus Christ's face usually is, not for any other reason)
     
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    Fuck man, that's twice as fucked because it's not to scale.
    IMAGINE HOW BIG THAT DICK WOULD BE
     
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    I intended for Pedobear to be out of scale due to the immense trauma wrought on kids abused by priests...
     
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    Catholic priests are just following the bible by doing everything that's not forbidden in it. Like pedophilia or incest or alcohol or opulent wealth for the church or genocide or the complete denial of science.

    See? They're just being good catholics that's all.
     
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    I think it was mandatory for any youth to join so I think you're right.
    He probably loved that shit though
     
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    Well, he sure is in to uniforms and keeping jews, arabs and homos down so yeah.