Cat goes to vet for flea bath but gets euthanized instead

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  1. umkemesik

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    Death_to_cat!!!.

    Sauce: http://news.yahoo.com/cat-goes-vet-flea-bath-gets-euthanized-113441850.html
     
  2. umkemesik

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    This is sad, I havn't seen a travesty like this since Hitler mistakingly put cyanide into the showers of the Jews he had given free housing too.
     
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    I've never had a pet put down, so I don't know, but there's some sort of framework intended to keep shit like this from happening, right? Like, maybe a part of the form that asks "Why do you want us to deliberately kill this animal that you own?", so that when the answer is "Flea Bath", someone notices the problem.... Or maybe you just need a signature, which is retarded as all hell.
     
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    I wonder what the form looked like:

    FORM:

    Do you want us to kill your cat or your cat's fleas?

    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. Not sure

    4. I need an Adult
     
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    Malik also was ordered to take 25 hours of continuing education in radiology and orthopedics.

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    I hope the fleas were OK.
     
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    There are different forms you sign when you put your pet down. I'm willing to bet we're missing chunks of this story such as the vet saying "this cat is dying of diseases brought on by these filthy fucking fleas your mom let cover this animal. Please sign here to put this poor bastard out of it's misery."
     
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    The vet is an asshole.
     
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    3 - depends on the cat. 100% for reals when I was little the family cat was suicidal. Shed constantly swallow small objects to choke on them, constantly run puposfully head first into things, then quit eating. The vet said shed never seen anything like this but our cat wanted to die. We put her down but if she had fleas I'd have kept them for a circus.

    Btw this is good thinking. EDF2 needs to ask the hard questions like Piers Morgan, tough ones such as: How would Pollyanna glad game this one?
     
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    This is so heart breaking.
     
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    poor kid, guess he will know better next time!
     
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    I'd probably go back and shoot the fucker after doing something like that.
     
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