Cartoon Network is opening its first hotel

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    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-cartoon-network-hotel-20181030-story.html
     
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    They know guests are gonna fuck in these hotels, right?

    Given that Disney has a track record of terrible hygiene, and the added poor hygiene of large brand hotels, I wonder how many of these unique themed sheets will be crusty from cum.
     
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    Trying to do what Nickelodeon had done, CN?
    But hmm. It wouldn't feel right though without having TT:GO at your face in every room.
     
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    Didn't the Nick hotel fail badly?
     
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    Yeah maybe so. So why on earth Cartoon Network think this is a good idea?
    I mean their own channel already has a bit of questionable standards lately, so this really isn't much of a better choice.
     
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    Also call me a guy that has nostalgic preferences with CN. But I'd probably be far more supportive of it, if they tried pulling it off a decade ago and not this day and age? That or actually making it seem relevant to the older audiences of CN too by having stuff that doesn't necessarily alienate them. No Johnny Bravo? No Dexter, seriously? No Courage? No KND? No Billy and Mandy? No Fosters? No Camp Lazlo? No Chowder? Not even Flapjack? Makes me kind of realize there's a lot of CN shows that I legitimately miss, even if they weren't exactly the hottest stuff at the time.

    I mean, I guess that's probably me being more of a fan of CN within the early 2000s. Yeah, the current shows aren't too bad (I actually like Uncle Grandpa and O.K K.O), but I really was more in love with those old ones. And seems like lately they aren't really caring too much about their older stuff, Boomerang has really became more of a 2nd CN channel than a cartoon archive lately too!
     
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    The original one by Disney World went under
    https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs...e-nickelodeon-hotel-will-soon-close-its-doors

    A Holiday Inn franchisee took it over and is renovating it
    https://www.expedia.com/Orlando-Hot...do-Suites-Waterpark.h281608.Hotel-Information
    (I can't picture anyone having wet nasty cumsex in those kid-sized bunk beds ALTHOUGH THERE ARE FAT PERVERTS WHO MIGHT TRY IT)

    The licensee resort in the Dominican Republic is still in business
    https://www.nickresortpuntacana.com/
     
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    Who even asked for a CN theme hotel? Like what Chrono said, looking at their channel is pretty much turned to shit after whoever took it over(TTG covers 99% of the airings with .1% of the other shows). But I'll give them maybe 1-2 (maybe 3) years before it close down due to either low attendance and or people stopped caring later on.