Captain's Log, Stardate 42073.1.

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  1. j15m

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    Entry made by Second officer J15M. there has been an outbreak of an unclassified stomach virus in ths household, cases of explosive splatter ass and violent vomiting have taken over. All inhabitants aside from myself have been infected. Apparently the cleansing of my innards by consumption of vodka has rendered me pure of all sickness. All opana unspoken for shall be digested by your narrator in hopes of finding a deeper meaning to the film Valhalla Rising. Which shall be viewed between cleansing soiled bedding and dispensing shit tickets for the butt mud extravaganza.


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  2. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    The undeniable personification of originality, feel special.
     
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    you're pretty terrible.
     
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    That is not relevant, quit spewing crap you damn cretin.
     
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    Thats cool I am drunk as well.
     
  9. j15m

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    I spoke too soon, jinxed myself, spent the better part on the day yesterday on the bathroom floor, but on the upside I did shed some unwanted pounds.
    I will be repping saltines and ginger ale today.
     
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    Valhalla Rising was almost as much of a pretentious piece of shit as you you gormless little cunt. There's no way you'd ever make second officer. Fuck off.
     
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  12. Likeicare

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