Entry made by Second officer J15M. there has been an outbreak of an unclassified stomach virus in ths household, cases of explosive splatter ass and violent vomiting have taken over. All inhabitants aside from myself have been infected. Apparently the cleansing of my innards by consumption of vodka has rendered me pure of all sickness. All opana unspoken for shall be digested by your narrator in hopes of finding a deeper meaning to the film Valhalla Rising. Which shall be viewed between cleansing soiled bedding and dispensing shit tickets for the butt mud extravaganza. Cheers.