Captain Of IDF Paratroopers Says "NO" To Pussy Juice.

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    So basically, the captain of the israeli paratroopers had decided to put an end to the soldiers 30 year old tradition of keeping a small perfume bottle full of their girlfriend's "girl sauce" connected to their dogtags. So the core decided to start a mutiny until he changes his mind.

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    Command should now goad Hezbollah into attacking IDF positions and blame any problems on the mutineers.

    It's all a game of chess, you see.
     
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    Well, they aren't getting laid anytime soon. Why not let them keep some vagoo juice around their necks to remind them that, while they are away, their women are whoring around?
     
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    Maybe they all turned gay?
     
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    I can't stand the smell of patchouli. Fucking Arab bitches that work on base REEK of it. Granted, they are some VERY beautiful women (for the most part) but goddamn that musky, earthy smell.
     
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    I can imagine an officer walking into a barracks, noticing a smell and asking "Is that... fish?"
     
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    does the pussy juice function like Popeye's spinach?
     
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