Canadian chick

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Kenneth, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. Kenneth

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    We iphone message each other a lot
    I don't know why she talks to me
    She asks me for fashion advice?
    She cosplays and is a stereotype gamer nerd
    She wears just a bit too much make up
    Good taste in music movies and books
    Seems like she's a lot of effort and probs too prude to swallow
    She's in Canada
    She texts me at two in the morning for the purpose of waking me up
    7.8/10 looks
    18yr old

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    Don't know if want :/
     
  2. Kenneth

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    The pic is of her askin me whether she should buy that jumper and if like it .ikr wtf canadians
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ah, teenage problems. That brings me back.
     
  4. Kenneth

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    Nah The Member Formerly Known As Baya ...you get all the birds
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Of course I do. I'm as cool as a cat.
     
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    She thinks you're gay.
     
  7. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    friendzoned.
     
  8. Popcorn

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    Tell her you need fashion advice from her. After she agrees, send her a picture of your dick wearing a Ken doll's shirt or little tiny top hat or something.

    Only then will you know what must be done.
     
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    You need to start believing in yourself, just remember be honest and just be yourself never pretend to be somebody else.

    I hope this video gives you the motivation you need.





    Peace
     
  10. Kenneth

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    It's not like I'd touch a Canadian girls poutine with a barge pole anyway
     
  11. Harpoons

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    Unless you were planning on flying to canada it really doesn't matter. Just cut your losses and send her a video of you having a wank.
     
  12. Kenneth

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    I'll add her to my list of people I know who I can mooch accommodation off if I ever visit there
     
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    From recent personal experience, that shit don't work.

    Also, long neck is long. Is she part apatosaurus?
     
  14. jack

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    Wow I always wanted EDF2 to become a place for faggots to ask for dating advice. wait no,no I did not. post her nudes or get the fuck out like a normal human being.

    I'm tired of this Micky mouse bullshit on this forum.
     
  15. Kenneth

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    Jack you misunderstand. I'm giving you content to ridicule me with ,this is what keeps the forums going
     
  16. jack

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    and I did.

    did your dad have to help you put your dick in the hooker pussy for you so you could lose your virginity?poor man.I hope when I take my son for his first fuck he's not as stupid as you.
     
  17. Kenneth

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    ...you're going to fuck your son?
     
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    OP is a tremendous fucking faggot. this is a shitty post even for a shit post metropolis
     
  19. Kenneth

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    i think this calls for a fagtag
    #prayforfagtag
     
  20. jack

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    no but he will be fucking Anne the happy hooker just like I did.
     
  21. Kenneth

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    and you'll be watching?
     
  22. Sugar Bombs

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    I thought the thread title said "Canadian dicks"
     
  23. Bottom Feeder

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    6/10 looks tops

    And just tell that hipster she's hurting your feelings. Kenny.
     
  24. Popcorn

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    Works for me. Maybe you're just not dressing up your dick nicely enough.

    No girl's going to fuck a man who puts his dick in a miniature leather jacket. You have to go for high class shit, like a collared shirt or suit (with no cum stains)
     
  25. jack

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    no.I will be in the other room yelling out pointers.
     
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    I immediatly realized that she was a much of a loser as you when I saw that she had an anime cover for her phone.
     
  27. Sugar Bombs

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    "PUT IT IN HER POOP CHUTE"
     
  28. jack

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    that's a little advance for a first timer.I'm just going to shout out directions to the g-spot
     
  29. Baya Rae 4900

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    So it's a hypothetical, then?
     
  30. Kenneth

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    I know, chick with low expectations ... I can't fail :awesome: