"Can we just go home now!?!?"

Discussion in 'News' started by Trixie, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Trixie

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    http://jonathanturley.org/2012/03/21/karzai-americans-are-demons/
     
  2. I_Cant

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    SURRENDER YOUR SOULS TO THE MIGHT OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE!
     
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    Americans don't look like demons to me.
     
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    I bet the soldiers who are risking (and losing) their lives for these fucking sand niggers are encouraged by this outpouring of gratitude.
     
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    Fuck them we fight onward for the opium!
     
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    Karzai knows how to smack a bitch. We conformist American just don't understand.

    But we also understand that these fucking Jawas are worthless sacks of brown shit, and the only reason we stick around with their goat-herding asses is so that we can get some delicious oil.
     
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    Curious you should bring that up, that's the same reason we keep you around.
     
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    All I know is if we're anything like that picture, then there is no excuse not to welcome us into your country.
     
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    Afghans have been high on their own weed
     
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    Witty.

    Really.
     
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    There is no oil in Afghanistan, just 3 trillion dollars worth of metals that the Chinese are eyeing.
     
  14. ge5undhe17

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    And opium fields.
     
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    Think that the Chinese will come and "Liberate" the Afghan people of those metals?
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    I doubt the Chinese are retarded enough to send an army into Afghanistan.
     
  17. Andria Kilgore

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    We want their oil, mineral reserves and opium, we can kill their muzzy asses and use the land as expatriate colonies for the US, Australia and Europe. This goes for the whole Mideast, and India too. Give us the gemstones, fur, rare wood and ivory too while you're at it.
     
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    Not while they're having so much fun playing "Milking the Debut" the game of global domination. They just sit back and ror at the world collapsing around them.
    No need, we will mine it, refine it and hand it on over for Fen on the Yuan.
    True. The notion that a "civilized" nation would invade a lil' brown people shit hole just fer the "delicious oil" is fucking laughable. One hole focus while raping is sooo third world, significant countries got there by understanding the intrinsic value of three hole policy and butt2mouth execution.
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    Hm. That's not a bad idea. Seeing as how most people in Australia and "people" in south-west America are used to that sort of climate.
     
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    I'm in Arizona, am used to it and would gladly live in a de-Muslimed Kuwait City, Riyadh or Dubai...
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    Kuwait City is the only one that's close to being inhabitable.
     
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    I thought Dubai was habitable too...
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    You've obviously never heard the tales.
     
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    Kawait City and Dubia are both pretty nice, alcohol is expensive as fuck and there is shit out side of theme but as cities go, nice.
     
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    Dubai is p cool, if you're a rich expat
     
  26. Baya Rae 4900

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    Unless you want to go to the beach.
     
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    Who goes there, anyway
     
  28. CallMeMaggot

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    Idk, I think they are trying a bit too hard...they are covering themselves in toxic waste, depleting their natural resources faster than they can obtain them and selling under cost alot of stuff

    Banzai dumping is a risky game
     
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    They're more likely to just nuke it and make their citizens work in the fallout.
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    You imply that the Chinese don't care about their citizens but they're not the ones sending recent grads to their deaths in a wasteland on the other side of the planet in order to placate a bunch of military contractors, progressive crusaders and religious nuts.