cab driver bullies marine into self-defence

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    I see COD7 is shaping up nicely, cant wait to batter some freedomhating taxi driver to a pulp!
     
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    That's what the cabbie gets for trying to swindle the marine and then assaulting him. I just hope that weasel found the hat.
     
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    What a fucking asshole, what kind of faggot rides in the front seat of a taxi.
     
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    Really, this is common in small areas. It's not like Chicago or NYC. Typically you don't have to worry about assholes like these.

    From what I gather, he was pissed that he had to split the cab with someone (@1:09). Big deal, that's how cabs work.

    I was confuse at @:58 he mentions Wrigley (which may be an area were they are from). The Jewtube is from North Carolina.
     
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    That poor fucker cabbie didn't stand a chance.

    And another excellent thraed title from botto.
     
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    You realise that the Marine is completely in the wrong here. First, he didn't leave when the taxi driver told him to get out. Then the Marine started taking the taxi driver's property, (specifically his ID) then he appeared to go for the keys of the car and when the taxi driver TOUCHED HIS HAND in order to prevent him from taking the keys the Marine beat the living shit out of him.
     
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    Any side you(and you in particular) take can and will be construed as being completely in the wrong. Go back to sodomizing your goats.

    edit: That marine is also a hero. He left millions of sand niggers dead in his wake and the world is a much better place because of that fact.
     
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    agh you dumb. lets go for the eye for an eye type of reasoning and we will all be fighting world war 3 with sticks and stones.
     
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    lol wanna derail this thread too?
     
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    i want 180 bucks for an hour. take the rest of the day off.


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    Or when her alien herpes dissolves the belt from the inside.

    It's only carbon fibre. It didn't stand a chance.
     
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    You need to get back on planet Earth with the rest of us, and realize that you are in no way worth that much.
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    if you had jokes that touched on the reality i be pissed off like i was with @oddguy. but thats not what i did with myself. it was a business marketed to rich old white folk
     
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    So, what you're trying to tell me, is that you had sex with old people, while you had herpes, without telling them you had it?
    People who would probably be more susceptible to such a disease, which means, that even with a condom, they had a higher risk of getting the disease. And they could even be more adversely affected by this disease, because of their old age.

    You are one cold-hearted bitch.
     
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    u mad? lol
     
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    Yes, realizing the marine was leery of his scheme, the cabbie gave up and told him to get out. However, he resumed the con moments later and said "Hey, if you want to go home, I'll take you home." The marine wasn't going to fall for his cheap tricks, so he asked to speak with the boss (a reasonable request), but knowing HE WAS IN THE WRONG, the cabbie refused.
    The cabbie shouldn't have put his hands on him, he attacked him, and all because he told him he wasn't going to pay him. I think you need to help find the hat.
     
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    ha you are smart! they all derail this thread with me! so fucking easy!
     
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    The Marine was a customer and the cab is an establishment. If he feels he's being cheated, he can use another taxi. Violence has no place in civilised society.
     
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    Isn't the world "bully" thrown around too freely now? Plenty of people killed themselves before over being bullied, and now all of a sudden anyone who assaults someone else is considered a "bully". Why not just call him what he really is, a faggot :p
     
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    That has got to be the DUMBEST argument ever. That's like saying I shouldn't tell the waiter that there's a fly in my soup, I should just leave and find another place to eat.