By rightful conquest

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Dr. Rice, May 31, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    I have made @Khanzer my octopus woman

    http://rule34-data-000.say no to pedo shit/_images/36325fee0b39d698047131b694c79855/846745%20-%20octopus.jpg
     
  2. Khanzer

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    I'm not your sex toy!!!!11
     
  3. Dr. Rice

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    The pictures don't lie.
     
  4. Khanzer

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    Everyone know that guy isn't you and that octopus isn't me, I'm pink/purplish.
     
  5. Dr. Rice

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    Quiet Octopus Woman! *backhands @Khanzer in the siphon*
     
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    Unfortunately, dinner has discovered the miniscule flaw in Ricey's plan...

    He was sooo close to scoring octopoon he could taste it.

    Actually, he could probably just taste the crunchy salt & pepper batter, but I digress.

    The Wizard & the Octopus, walking hand-in-tentacle down the beach, as the sun sets and the breeze gently blows.

    An EDF romance could have blossomed.

    Alas, it was not to be...
     
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    I wonder what it feels to have an octopus suck your dick...
     
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    I'd be worried about that beak... One false move, and Mr Happy gets sliced.

    Maybe @Khanzer can shed some light on octofellatio.
     
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    We have beak so isn't so good...
     
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    I wonder if thats how they make sushi.

    also if Khanzer didn't have any legs/arms, would she be an octopalegic ?
     
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    Khanzer is not telling the exact truth, those suction cups are to die for.
     
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    Bro, you can have her.
     
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    This is the saddest thread on EDF2
     
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    Admit it, you enticed him with your eight limbs. You radially symmetrical types are terrible that way.
     
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    I'm not into humans bro.
     
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    And wtf is "edf mascot toy", these tags are creepy.
     
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    Watch out, they might think to do an adult plush based in your octopus persona.
     
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    That is fucking horrifying.
     
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    There you go.

    screamingkhanzer.
     
  27. KimmoAlmPhoenix

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    is it even legal to have an octopus vagina rape picture on a forum because we know child porn is not?
     
  28. $$Trooper

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    This thread plunges the depths of human depravity.
     
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    dr rice confirmed for furfag
     
  30. Lord Raptor

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    Fixed for real life accuracy.