the original pokemon were the best pokemon, the rest were just bullshit made to sell to hyped up Ritalin kids with 0.3 second attention spans. I HAD POKEMON BLUE, FYK DA RST NIGGA
Fuck yeah, Blue was the best. I still have it around somewhere, around with my gameboy color. I had an SP too. I wonder where they are.
Don't you see, Lucario and Whatsitsface are deep, socio-critical and original characters that heavily impacted the human culture as we know it! https://d.lol/art/mnxenx001/1267102324.mnxenx001_zoroark_x_lucario.jpg I feel shame for even copying the image url
Goddamn, the new pokemon are stupid and ugly. They need to just stop already. That horse has been dead for a long time.
Wait so isn't this version like a "recolor" of the previous ones created just suck as much money as posible from fanboys for basically the same game with just a couple of lousy exclusives, they sure took long enough. This is the only pokemon relevant in like the last 5 years besides Smugleaf, the new gen desings are fucking awful
When do you think the creators will run out of color/minerals to name their games and just call it "POKEMON; RAPE YOUR DADS WALLET VER. 666" Featuring. RECOLORS. EPILEPSY. EPILEPSY. BRAIN DAMAGE!
POKEMON; PUNCH YOUR GRANDMA IN THE HEAD. Features; AIDS. PUNCHING. THE ELDERLY! At this point Pokemon stops being about collecting magic animals and more about gross physical assault.
See, pokemon can't survive on just collecting rodents and fish, it needs to embrace the future. And the future is Rape simulators and games where you shoot orphans in the head for achievements.
