Buy Pokemon Gray twice

And no, it's not on the 3DS

 

Pokemon sucks and is for faggots.

 

Pokemon was only good back in the day. Fuck it now.

 

Remember when pokemon only had 152 pokemon?
Those were the days.

 

151 nigga

 

Goddamnit.

 

Mewtwo forgives thee. I still got those goddamn gold plated Pokemon cards.

 

the original pokemon were the best pokemon, the rest were just bullshit made to sell to hyped up Ritalin kids with 0.3 second attention spans.

I HAD POKEMON BLUE, FYK DA RST NIGGA

 

Fuck yeah, Blue was the best. I still have it around somewhere, around with my gameboy color. I had an SP too. I wonder where they are.

 

Don't you see, Lucario and Whatsitsface are deep, socio-critical and original characters that heavily impacted the human culture as we know it!




I feel shame for even copying the image url

 

All I cared about were the pretty pictures on the cards and the cartoon. Fuck the games.

 

Oh yes he's deeply impacting something there....

 

don't.

 

Goddamn, the new pokemon are stupid and ugly. They need to just stop already. That horse has been dead for a long time.

 

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

 

2 B A MASTER!!! PO-KE-MON MASTER!!!

 

IZ MAH DEST-EN-EEEE

 

I WILL BE WRITING MAH-LAT-EST CHAPT-AAH

 

Fuck i can't remember how the rest of the stupid themesong goes.

 

Wait so isn't this version like a "recolor" of the previous ones created just suck as much money as posible from fanboys for basically the same game with just a couple of lousy exclusives, they sure took long enough.




This is the only pokemon relevant in like the last 5 years besides Smugleaf, the new gen desings are fucking awful

 

IT'S NOT EVEN THE THEME SONG

 

When do you think the creators will run out of color/minerals to name their games and just call it
"POKEMON; RAPE YOUR DADS WALLET VER. 666"
Featuring.
RECOLORS.
EPILEPSY.
EPILEPSY.
BRAIN DAMAGE!

 

The electric spider and the sand crocodile disagree.

 

POKEMON: HAPPY PUP DX

 

POKEMON; URGE TO KILL.

 

POKEMON:WE CANNOT THINK OF ANOTHER TITLE

 

Pokeimanz; the secret of analmon.

 

POKEMON; PUNCH YOUR GRANDMA IN THE HEAD.
Features;
AIDS.
PUNCHING.
THE ELDERLY!

At this point Pokemon stops being about collecting magic animals and more about gross physical assault.

 

POKEMON:COWGIRL AND POKEMON: REVERSE COWGIRL

 

See, pokemon can't survive on just collecting rodents and fish, it needs to embrace the future.
And the future is Rape simulators and games where you shoot orphans in the head for achievements.