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    Amber Buttrum

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    Ambergris Beached whale whore Butt trumpet sounding the apocalypse as the beached whale pulls off her panties revealing a snatch so deadly the very sight of it turns a man into stone.

    Beefrave the talented asspie, of wit and shit and dick to prick, he has his coolness from that of tongue which he has a split, how did the tongue get that way? will somebody pray tell me and say?
    The origins of Beefrave's split tongue is that when he was a kid, he licked peanut butter off a bread knife, the wrong fucking way.
    Only because he was a witless aspie child.

    Amber the rummy colour of liquid diarrhea.

    Bottom Feeder Bottom Feeder
    Listen well listen heeder..
    Feeding all day by the pucker way
    consuming food with your anus tense who knows what would happen if you ate a turd through your bottom feeding bottom, perhaps maybe food shall burst forth from your mouth, and world hunger will be forever solved.
    Noblest of creatures, are.. the Bottom Feeders....
     
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    I seriously lol'd. That is priceless.
     
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    Rummy in the Tummy, Enema the most deadly
    as the teeny underage drinkers found sticking tampons soaked with spirits in their unmentionables found,
    the amber rum that goes in the bum, will soon see you collapse from intoxication and end up in the ground for the wriggly iggly worms to gum.

    Methanol is the Ambrosia of the Aboriginals and Angels alike.
     
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    My nipples are hard at the thought of what is to come...
     
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    Beefrave and his split tongue, so many funs to be had, if only he had a clitoris to use it on
    if only if only.. he wasen't married to a manatee, several men he had sent thee, to find the clitoris head and all, dissapeared into the cave of unmentionables never to be seen again.
    To this day, when Beefrave's wife passes wind over her hefty clefty, you can still hear the moans and screams of those missing souls, still trapped in the bowels of fair manatee, searching and searching for a way out, to this day....
     
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    Interesting, please continue.
     
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    A little bit hidden is nice and forbidden, bed which was ridden, with lice and Les Hiddens.
    When a Butt Trumpet sounds, panic all around, the end of the world! the end of the world! it's near it's near! and still nothing happened.... and everybody went back to work or play.

    Now in that bed that is ridden, with lice and mice and old used dice, the dead asian laid without his head, completely dead.
    A guy ordering hairplugs, sat in the other room, carrying 4 parcels full of utter gloom, this man was famous, he wanted it all, to kill or be killed but be known near and far.
    Things kind of worked out, but he got thrown in the lock n stock , and he won't ever be coming back ever again.
    Murderous homosexuals what next is this not appalling enough? egads what of a naked fat black man standing in the street in the buff.
     
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    Oddguy sure to die, with penny a dime, he shall put nothing in front of his money which he hold most dear,
    not even death itself or poor health shall ever part him with his precious gold, never ever, even the days he is grey and old.
    Das Juden! Das Juden! no Nazi's will beseech sadly nobody to take him to camp 14 anymore, such a bore and all, no dead jews on the news, if only if only, Hitler were still here.
    Or maybe not, i just forgot he wanted us all dead in the end.
    But Jews the Jews we can do without, Oddguy still lying there, shrivelled rotted decomposed, hand outstretched, fingers bony asking if we could donate a bit more money.
     
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    Beware people of the world! there is a monster dwelling amongst us!
    This monster wants chaos, and fear.. this monster wants concentration camps blood and violence, endless screaming, This monster walks amongst us, this monster wants riots race wars and cities up in flames.
    this monster wants break ups suicides and families to fall apart.
    This monster has agents across the world reporting chaotic things happening in current affairs, and deriving more chaos in the process.
    This monster wants to open the gates of hell just to see what happens.. and enjoy the show.

    This monster.. Is Encyclopedia Dramatica.
     
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    These posts just emanate wisdom.
     
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    Butt Trumpets shall sound signalling the coming of the end of the world and the Apocalypse.
     
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    This picture reminds me of my high school graduation. Needless to say, I didn't even stay for the rehearsal.
     
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    These are great, you should keep writing them.
     
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    It's Monty Python
     
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    Those missing souls walk alone, drifting through Beefrave's Manatee's Cunny-Comb hoping to again see the light of day.

    Don't climb her pubic mountain!
     
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    Oh yeah, now I remember. That opening scene doesn't do the movie justice. They should've left it out.
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae came along one day, and joined a place most foul,
    he voiced his opinions, gained no minions, for his political ideals held no appeals for anybody to this day.
    a thumb though he be, needing glasses to see, he still lingers on.. lingers on to tell stories of Australian policies and hoping that all seppos will soon be long gone, gone like the Nazi's back in the day, the presidents plans for new world order cut untragically short.
    Thus i shall end this poetic report.
     
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    There you have an accomplished man indeed
     
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    lovely thread
    disappearing hamster thing.
     
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    broken.
     
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    not for me, try refreshing
     
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    Still nothing.
    It's this fucking HTML5 mandatory shit that Youtube is pulling.
    doesn't work even with Chrome frame.
    For the past few days i found Youtube would sporadically tell me to update my flash player and get HTML5 but now it's permanent, everybody has to have HTML5 of fuck you.

    Now for a great poem from Diablo which i loved.

    I see now what you see not! eyes milky then start to rot!
    when it appears that which you will find!
    missing things in the halls of the blind.
     
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    climbing the pubic mountain eh? i approve...
     
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    One false foot hold and your dead, you'll dissapear into the crevice conditions are slippery and very treacherous, avalanches likely depending on time of the month.