But what about the bodies?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    It's easy to kill a group of people secretly. All you have to do is take them to a secluded place and introduce them to a bunch of drugged teenagers with chainsaws. The problem is the bodies. What must be done about the bodies? I thought of using large mincing machines, of using giant trash disposal units, of using giant sulphuric acid pits, of using giant bonfires and even sticking with the basics by using Einzengruppen strategies. But I know I'm missing something. In this day and age, with satellites and such, you have to be extra careful. So how would you kill and dispose of the bodies of, say, a million people in secret? Hypothetically, of course.

    (I'm reminded of Half Life. "But won't they find they body?" "Body? What body?")
     
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    Just do what Casey Anthony didn't.
     
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    The solution should be obvious by now.
    Let them hit the floor.
     
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    I can't murder her child because it's already dead.

    Why do people keep saying that? What does that even mean?
     
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    It's some kind of ritualistic chant.
    So basically, cool story bro: the song. Wikipedia.biz
     
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    You saying it's not, Harpy?
     
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    I'm saying that your idea is so good that you should go try it. What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    I don't appreciate your tone, Harpy.
     
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    I hereby conclude that the victims were massacred by a bunch of drugged teenagers with chainsaws.
     
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    My guess is the victims were murdered by Colonel Mustard in the Foyer with the shotgun.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    How did you guess know?
     
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    Because Colonel Mustard is a douchebag.
     
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    Well, you couldn't dispose of the bodies all at once. You would have to separate them into groups of one-hundred (or so), take a group into remote warehouse, and set them on fire. Try to set fire to the building after every group has been cremated.

    OR

    Landfill.

    OR

    Don't kill people in the first place.
     
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    Launch the bodies into space. Hide them in "telecommunications" satellites.
     
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    Weird, in that post I assumed you didn't want anyone to know. If it doesn't matter, just do what Rape Train suggested.
     
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    THEY WERE CALLED THE einsatzgruppen YOU FUCKING MORON IDIOT
     
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    My mistake. I actually did it from memory, rather than use Google.
     
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    Oh, you did say "in secret".
     
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    Who are you talking to?
     
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    I was talking to myself out loud. I didn't take into consideration whether or not the disposal of the bodies was supposed to be kept a secret.
     
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    My Grand uncle(My Grandfathers Brother) was in the Einsatzgruppen
     
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    Any interesting stories?
     
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    A few homoerotic tales would be nice.
     
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    "And so he thrusted his bayonet into the bowels of the small child. And kept thrusting until his guts spilled all over his bayonet."
     
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    I said homoerotic tales, not guro.
     
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    It's all the same shit to me, TBH.
     
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