but...but...I did it for the lulz!

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    Now we come to the bizarre case of Evan Emory, a Michigan man facing 20 years in jail for a prank that has a whole town quaking with indignation, even though no one can point to any actual harm done to any actual humans.


    Last month, Evan received permission to play a song for a first-grade class. Under the watchful eye of their teacher, Evan sang “Lunch Lady Land” and, with school permission, videotaped the event. So far, everyone wins.


    This stupid jackass goes home, edits the video, and splices in shots of himself singing sexually explicit lyrics, so it looks like he’s singing that to the kiddies. The lyrics, by the way, are not about them. He apparently thinks it’s hilarious—sophomoric humor on steroids. Three days ago he puts it up on YouTube with the disclaimer that “no actual children have been exposed” to the song.


    A mommy finds out and goes ballistic, saying her child has been “humiliated.” She tells the principal. The principal says he’s “outraged at the “perverted” clip made for “personal gratification.” He calls in the law. The law puts him behind bars for—and this is the crucial part, so pay attention—“manufacturing child sexually abusive material.”


    Yes. He’s facing 20 years in jail—more than many child molesters and even second-degree murderers get—for creating (not selling) a You Tube clip that deliberately gives the appearance of singing a dirty song to a bunch of 6-year-olds.

    http://sexualintelligence.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/what-kind-of-a-sick-mind-calls-this-child-porn/
    http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2011/02/evan_emory_case_highlights_gen.html


    I just liked here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Evan-Emory/192566290767711?sk=wall

    The enemies: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Free-Evan-Emory/155296301191378

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    That is really messed up. I hope he gets the chair.
     
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    I hope you mean this:

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    Hopefully he has a decent enough lawyer that will get his charges dropped without further hassle. People are just so touchy about things these days.
    What the fuck this story is like a year old, he already went to jail for 2 months and got probation and community service.
     
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    lol, i find all of this completely hilarious.
    this guy deserves a golden star sticker.
     
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    Opps...sorry, a friend send me the link as it were actual shit, and I didn't check...:oops:
     
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    lol yeah I thought it was weird that the facebook page was covered in months old spam.
     
  8. CallMeMaggot

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    Feel free to delete the thread, it's not news really
     
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    Old news is still news :pringles:
     
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    He was a hero for us all.
     
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    He sacrificed himself to please people like us.