But are you really an admin?

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  1. Rape Train

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    Those among us who don't find themselves developing blisters inside of their brain when they attempt basic thought should have noticed that it seems there are many new admins on EDF.
    However; you aren't truly an EDF unless you've completed the proper blood rites. This does involve the ritualistic killing of a virgin (And no, you can't kill yourself), so if you haven't done that than your badge of adminship is honorary. That's right. It's like you're a fucking honorary boy scout. It's almost an insult.

    Right now the only person truly qualified to be a new admin on EDF are CW94 (It's currently unknown if he's aware that burning that kid as a tribute to God also qualifies as EDF blood rites, but it counts all the same), Flu, Casey Anthony, and Rick Santorum. If you aren't one of those four than you should really be looking at your admin status as an insult, especially since S4 received it first (But he's always the first one to receive amirite?)
     
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    you are missing the point completely
     
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  4. Seku

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    What the shit happened while I was gone for 7 hours.

    Oooh, I like that. I like the way that sounds. "Seku... Administrator". Yes.
     
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID HER EYEBALLS GO JESUS CHRIST EXORCISM
     
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    that guys dick is like 4 inches and a hot girl is sucking his balls.

    thats what admin status is all about, am i right guys?
     
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    oh god I finally have teh admin tag... *looks in awe at own palms which begin to glow with mysterious power...* the day of reckoning is at hand, but first, to write a shitty circlejerk thread
     
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    Normally I find your opinions interesting, and would want to hear this elaborated on; however, this whole admin thing is a joke, so I really don't care if you think there's some point I'm missing.
    It's like I'm back in the finals at The Brickwall Comedy club, and I'm about to win that five hundred dollar prize, but then I imply that I'm going to rape one of the judges and it all turns to shit. The audience stops laughing and starts muttering to themselves "Is this guy serious?" and instead of leaving with that five hundred dollars; I lose to that faggot that did jokes about how sex ends after marriage.
     
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    That made me laugh a lot. You can write great prose if you feel like it, I've seen you do it before.

    You're not a fanfic writer, are you (please don't be a fanfic writer)?
     
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    I wrote a Pokemon fanfic where Ash gets lost in the woods and has to eat his Pikachu, but then discovers he was right outside of Pewter City the whole time, but normally I never write fan fictions.
     
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