Burgers & Fries.

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  1. TheGordo

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    Share your best experiences of Burgers, your first, your last, your best, worst, or that special burger that will be like burger nirvana when you taste that first bite.

    For me I like my burgers totally plain, just meat and bun, none of that rabbit food shit spoiling the proper taste of MEAT. I have been lucky to sample burgers from around the world, and now I am getting fat. My gut says a lot about the burger i have eaten, in fact I just had burgers and fries and pepsi for dinner AGAIN...

    Amen to the finest of all foods.. Burgers I lurrrve you xxxx
     
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    The worst burger I had was in some fast food place infested with Mexicans.
    It wasn't even Mexican food, but still burned my stomach just like any food out of Mexico.
     
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    This thread is definitley not the best troll bait I've seen, but I'll post this anyway.
     
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    Well for me the worst are and will always be the shitty Mcdonald's burger's and the best will be any burger joint that makes the fresh and on the grill. For the oddest would be the huge 1/2 pounder at a local shop I wanted to finish to be on the wall of fame Jr.
     
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    Wimpy bender in a bun with cheese. Fuck yeah.
     
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    The best one was a double bacon cheeseburger from a food vendor at a gun and knife show in Denver I was at around 10 years ago. The worst was from my high school's cafeteria circa 1996 and was about the same as a Gainesburger dog treat fried on a griddle for half an hour, on a stale bun with generic processed cheese food, mustard, ketchup and limp pickle slices. McDonald's was an enormous improvement...
     
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    Mexican food is nowhere near spicy. You clearly haven't eaten Thai yet.

    But anywho, Islands for me: Nice big juicy meat, pepperjack cheese, and grilled pineapple with a side of fresh fries.
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    I said it gave me a shitload of stomach problems, not that it was really spicy.
     
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    Worst burger was one i got at a diner on my way to Bundaberg, somehow managed to overcook the chips and not cook the patty at all.
    i said "hey my patty is cold." and she said that she always makes them like that.

    wat?
     
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    Meateasy when it did the pop up. It was a 3 hour wait, but the food was worth it.
     
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    Carl's Jr Breakfast Burger? It was pretty good...
     
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    Yeppers
     
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    I fucking love the Western Bacon cheeseburger, it almost made me shit bricks.
     
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    The Super Star and Six Dollar Burger are great...
     
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    Cept without the pickles. God I hate pickles
     
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    Wish I could find bigger, but I'll say we shouldn't forget the hoagie burgers too. I like one with jalapenos.
     
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    The A&W Papa Burger is the shit... one of those, a large order of their excellent fries and a big A&W draft root beer, has been a favorite of mine for YEARS. The best are from stand-alone A&W restaurants or co-branded restaurants and not from ones built into gas stations...
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    after see this im hungry sl.....wendy's burguers even if they are from a fast food franchise they are not bad at all.....mcds those are just crap ....
     
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    wtf pickles are GREAT!!! ;)
     
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    pickles have a horrible taste
     
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    meh u get used to it...like anchovies
     
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    Belgium fries are best fries
     
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    Basically the McDonald's that stayed on the right path.
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    FUCK ANYONE WHO EATS THIS YOU'RE EATING SHIT THIS IS NO FOOD IT'S NOT REAL
     
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    I fucking love burgers and fries.
     
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    Mini burgers are my favorite, if any of you from my generation Gen Y born 1982-2001 remember the earlier Kid Cuisine frozen tv dinners the one with the mini hamburger that had its cheeze melt all over the damn thing after microwaving it was a delicacy to us kids back then, the ones with the white trays, not the new blue trays.
     
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