Burger King Finds Horsemeat In Its U.K. Patties

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    horsemeat is a few steps above what i originally thought was in a whopper
     
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    Yup. Actually, I'm quite pleased to learn this, although some moaning faggots will immediately try to ruin the whole thing by getting BK to change their policy and stop slaughtering ponies.

    Fact is, horsemeat is delicious. It's got a sweeter and more complex taste because horses are grain-fed rather than grazers. Also, it's lean and healthy. It's delicious and nutritious. Moar whoppers, plox!

    I wish the average American could get over his/her retarded obsession with only eating the following animals:
    -Cow
    -Turkey
    -Chicken
    -Pig
    -Fish
     
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    What really is the problem with this? It's not like there is anything different in eating cows or pigs for an example.
     
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    and another thing, this whole companionship vs food principal doesn't even make sense. pigs are smarter and live longer lives than dogs. they are great companions and make stupid noises all the time. but they're ugly so they get the concentration camp
     
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    Lol, are you shitting me? Nobody gives a fuck about this. Burger king is still packed. People are still buying rancid meat products from tesco. I'd much rather have a delicious sirloin horse steak than a burger made of cow cartilage, pig toenails and assorted animal fat.
     
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    Well, that actually proved to be a rather concerted PR effort than an honest attempt at science. Always question methodology, junior scientists!

    I've survived more or less off takeout and fast food for portions of my life and I'm hale and healthy. Physical exercise is the key. Your body can run off of double-downs with no real problem provided you burn enough calories and get vitamins from somewhere else. The problem is Americans hate exercising almost as much as they hate cooking for themselves.
     
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    Yeah I don't think so, horse-loving author. About 10 years ago my aunt joined a pool of 30 or so other people to buy a shitty racing horse. It made fuckall money in the first year, and they're ridiculously expensive to keep (apparently they were looking at around 17k per year) so they had it shot. Horses aren't fucking pets, if it really wanted to stay alive it would have run faster.
     
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    I don't see the problem. It's not some magic beast with mysterious powers. It's a 500 pound land mammal with a brain the size of a tennis ball.
     
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    There is nothing wrong with horse meat, its delicious but sometimes it's quite stringy. Foal meat on the other hand is like nothing else, its so fucking tender and juicy.
     
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    yeah i refuse to eat pigs for that reason. people rage at me with that faggoty bacon bullshit.

    bacon smells like piss when its cooking and hardly anyone knows how to cook it to my specifications.


    as for horse meat, eat em up.

     
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    Horse is good eatin'. I like horses, but they do taste good and most horses (around here at least) aren't raised just for being food, so I bet they have much nicer lives than most of those cows they'd rather eat. Because I am a sappy animal-loving faggot it makes it better for me.

    I could go for a horseburger now, sounds delicious.
     
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    As tragic as the plight of the pig is, I eat everything and pigs don't get a free pass. I prefer game meat and the only way to get it here is a 30 mile drive for some jacked up prices.

    I feel anyone who eats a pig should be willing and capable to eat a dog or a cat. The whole companionship arguement is backwards as fuck.
     
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    I'd eat dog. Cat, I'm not so sure. They don't seem too meaty.
     
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    Depending on how much General Tso's Chicken you've ordered chances are you already had both.
     
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    I hate horses, so it's no problem to me.
    I don't eat burgers anyways.
    Time to enjoy some sweet delicious tears as the horse lovers on facebook cry over this.
     
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    Don't even get me started on those fuckers.

    I used to go off on the horse-riders any chance I got. I loved the Olympics. Who gets the fucking medal? The goddamn rider. Why? That's like saying if I climbed on to Usain Bolt's back and he won the 100 meter I should get the fuckin medal. How the fuck does that make sense? The horse did all the goddamn work.

    If these chicks love horses so much, maybe they should start making fetish videos with them.
     
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    I only care whether or not whatever meat was in those burgers passed some kind of food safety standards. Otherwise, morality has no place on my dinner plate. I've told people in real life as much.

     
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    People who eat at fast food chains deserve what is coming to them.
     
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    A delicious meal and a full belly?
     
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    No, I was more thinking along the lines of sterilization from GMO products, altered hormone levels from chemically injected animals, and prions (for the slow, painful kill).
     
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    That's funny. All the white trashy I know have a litter of kids and their nightly meals are McDonalds.