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  1. scumhook

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    :D :D :D

    3 days later, she'll be shitting out the cork
     
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    I think someone fucked Mystery Bot. Is that code I see?

    Screen Shot 2013-02-28 at 12.08.56 AM.
     
  3. zaiger

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    Not any code that is part of an actual language lol. It's there on purpose as a joke.
     
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    I guess I missed that when I read it a long time ago. Read it wrong too. The way I read it would actually compile in C++.

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
     
    int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
    {
        if ("task;" >= "$greet;")
        {
            std::cout << "Suck\n";
        }
        else
        {
            std::cout << "Penis\n";
        }
     
        return (int)*((unsigned long*)("Nigger."));
    }
    Either way I'm kind of dumb.
     
  5. BizarrePsycho

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    Fuck that, I can do something dumber.

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
    #define  if(x) std::cout << "Fuck this gay earth.\n";
     
    int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
    {
        if ("task;"=>"$greet;")
       
        return (int)*((unsigned long*)("Nigger."));
    }
     
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    Recode this in C for extra credit.
     
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    Not that hard.

    Code:
    int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
    {
        if ("task;" >= "$greet;")
        {
            printf("Suck\n");
        }
        else
        {
            printf("Penis\n");
        }
     
        return (int)*((unsigned long*)("Nigger."));
    }
    
    Code:
    #include <stdio.h>
    #define if(x) printf("Fuck this gay earth.\n");
     
    int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
    {
    if ("task;"=>"$greet;")
     
    return (int)*((unsignedlong*)("Nigger."));
    }
    

    I went full on batshit later that night.

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
    #include <sstream>
    #define  if(x) std::cout << faggotArray << std::endl;
     
    int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
    {
        std::stringstream fuck("48656c6c6f20576f726c6421");
        char* dongs = const_cast<char*>(fuck.str().c_str());
        char faggotArray[(3 << 2) + 1] = "gfnrdkgngdff";
     
        unsigned long fsdv = 0x3A64;
        char somewhatdescriptivename;
        for(int i = 0L; fsdv > 0X0BAD, i < (3 << 3); ++i, fsdv = ++fsdv + fsdv++)
        {
            while (i > 0)
            {
                ++dongs;
                break;
            }
            char hereComesThePain = *dongs;
            while (hereComesThePain >= 'a')
            {
                hereComesThePain -= '\'';
                break;
            }
     
            hereComesThePain -= '0';
     
            while (i % 2)
            {
                hereComesThePain += somewhatdescriptivename;
                faggotArray[(i - 1) >> 1] = hereComesThePain;
                goto lolfuck;
            }
     
            somewhatdescriptivename = hereComesThePain;
            somewhatdescriptivename <<= 4;
     
            lolfuck:
            continue;
        }
        if ("task;"=>"$greet;")
     
        return (int)*((unsigned long*)("Nigger."));
    }
    We should convince everyone that this is how all programs look.
     
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    Maybe I should try to report an actual bug.

    medialibrary.

    In Chrome the embedded videos in the media library don't show up. Works fine in Firefox. Not really a big deal though.

    I guess that's what I get for trying new things. :(
     
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    Not sure if that's been reported, but the media tag (video) doesn't seem to work inside the spoiler tag.
     
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    This is probably already known, but pages either aren't loading at all (500 server error nginx is my new most visited page) or loading partially. The partially loaded pages range from pretty raw txt through to almost perfect.

    This post box isn't loading whatever shit it needs to put in the HTML formatting tags (this new sentence is brought to you by a couple of br tags put in by me).

    I'm using the Gaemers theme. Not sure if similar issues are occurring with the theme used by kiddie fiddlers, muslims, Rapists and whores purple theme.
     
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    yeah srsvps is having hardware issues, hopefully it will be fixed soon.
     
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    no wukkers baby. been a while since I got to manually put in HTML tags. I feel like a God.
     
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    ...everything
    everything is broken
     
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    Not bugs....
    They're features.
     
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    the operation is running. it will be fixed when it's finished, but that could take another day or another week or another year, we don't know.
     
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    The forum nginx'd me twice when I tried to like your post. I sense a conspiracy...
     
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    What is "the operation?"

    Sounds like a top secret government coverup.
     
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    I was asked to confirm if I liked your post

    The plot thickens
     

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