Bronycon 2013

Nobody reads "Pony" so I just post it here.

Bronycon 2013 is approaching. What can we expect this year? Will Stern revisit it?! Will soccer moms finally do something usefull and protest there?! Will somebody finally blow that shit up?!
Lets hope for epic win, because this is hopefully the last one. This fandom is starting to die.

 

Fuck ponies

 

This time I decided to record my answer.

 

So you took all the dicks in your mouth and put them in your ass to record that?

 

No, I just have fucked up vocal chords.

 

Yeah, well, sucking dick daily will take its toll on your throat, especially when you deep throat nigger cocks.

 

I never sucked a cock, but it seems you did if you know all these things.

 

Nice grammar, it complements your shitty retort nicely.

 

What does retort mean?

 

We otters are the prime race.​

 

autism

thank god

 

"Bronycon"...sounds like another event that needs to be napalmed off the face of the Earth.

 

This would be still to nice for that scum
EDIT: Some faggots as an example

 

my god that overhaul guy looks like a pedo

 

Which one?

 

I said it. That Overhaul guy. The guy with Overhaul written on his badge. The redneck bald guy.

 

What a waste of perfectly good facial hair.

 

Dude, thats the MANLIEST brony in the world 11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1 Haha joking, he is a faggot.



He is somehow like the brony version of "uncle" (hell get you kids!) Kage. They are both hypocrites and a worshiped by even bigger faggtos for no reason. If you dont know who Kage is;

THIS is, the faggot behind anthrocon. I swear, he is like Goebbels just fatter and more of a faggot and less sucessful.
I sometimes want to show that Steven Jewgold, so he sees the monster he has created.

 

"manliest brony in the world"

That sounds just like "whitest nigger"

 

Everyone.

 

This is what humanity has fucking become. Grown men and women having affections for a childrens show that's far beyond absolute retardation.
Excuse me while I grab my shotgun and start killing people.

 

Why would soccer moms be protesting it? Why would soccer moms out all people hate bronies?

If you want the fandom to go away, blowing up a convention won't help. If anything that would probably make the fandom stronger. It would be like post-9/11 America. But of course I know you're kidding.

Don't act like this isn't a new thing. Conventions filled with autism have been held forever now, dating all the way back to comic book and video game conventions. And don't try to debate that super heroes and half of gaming franchises that exist weren't made exclusively for children at one point in time. Many of the same people who have been visiting these nerd conventions are now bronies visiting brony conventions, since it fits in the same category. MLP is just a square going into the square hole. Nothing is different or out of ordinary about it whatsoever.