Bronies. I just don't understand.

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Fumo161, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Fumo161

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    Fucking Ponies!.

    I have asked male fans of the show and male members on the forums on why they like My Little Pony. I have been doing a large amount of research trying to unlock the secrets behind the bronies. I can't fucking do it. I don't understand what drives them. The only thing I haven't done yet is watch the show. But I fear for my health. I don't want to be one of them. What is it!? What makes a brony a brony!? I must know! I must find the truth! You guys have to help me!
     
  2. Lucky

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    3 C's: Counter-Culture Cartoon.
     
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    I just watch from the sidelines and lol.

    Best thing to do I suppose.
     
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    What is a Counter-Culture Cartoon?
    What kind of nonsense is this?
     
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    Fluttershy is best pony.
     
  6. Lucky

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    It's self-explanatory.
     
  7. Fumo161

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    I still do not understand! Clarify so that my idiotic brain can comprehend it.
     
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    what don't you get ?
    Fluttershy is best pony.
    period.
     
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    Can't tell you, but judging from all the other crap on tv, i'd rather watch ponies than a bunch of drunk douchebags fight 24/7. Or a bunch of women with rich husbands complaining how life is hard. Face it MLP is probably better than 90% of the shit on tv if not more.
     
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    Spiderman Pony.

    I feel like if I watch the show, it will use some kind of mind ray on me, some kind of brainwashing mechanism and that I will suddenly like them. I don't want to like them but at the same time I want to know why the males like them. I can understand the girls liking it. But why the guys? WHY!? Why can't I fucking get this??
     
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    This is why I don't watch tv. When shitty MLP is better than the rest of tv, it's not even worth watching at all. The only show I still watch is South Park, and I watch it on southparkstudios.com. But even SP is not as funny as it used to be.
     
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    Is it the animation? The references? The jokes? The feminine touch? The colors?

    I might just have to watch it...

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    GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH!!
     
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    I love all of the theories on this thread, I wish to know why people like MLP as well.
     
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    But, jokes are supposed to be funny, are they not?
     
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    There is nothing funny about PONIES!!
     
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    RainbowDash is best pony.
     
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    Fuck that, I watch Adventure Time. Bitches got nothing on me.
     
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    Nobody cares who the best damn pony is.
    They all suck because they are ponies.
    For once in my life I can say this.
    I am, in fact, truly mad.
     
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    Wrong. My little pony is awesome.
     
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    I Like the fandom but not the show.
    I think that's fucked up in my opinion.
    Help.
     
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    As the majority of fandoms the disturbing and annoying element are the fans, no what they like. Most of the pony fags are hungry attention whores, not unlike furries, they might even dislike the show, it's just another lame excuse to be "edgy". That's the first part, of course, since nobody gives a fuck about what they do or like their "pride" is born, so no, it isn't enough for them to get hard for underage animals, they have to shove it in your face, " we are bronies, y dun u liek US?".

    tl;dr

    Their attitude as their dignity is rotten to the core.
     
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    So their attitude is more rotten than furries?

    This is worse than I thought. I never would have expected this.
     
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    That is, if you think of them as non-furries.
     
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    People join Bronyism just because it's a fad. Cold hard fact.
    Nobody actual likes the show but the hipsters and nerds who started this whole shit, the others just join in because they've been annoyed to death by other bronies so much they think it's cool.
     
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    I like the show but I don't like mostly of the fandom, especially the bronies.
     
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    I think its the pony ass.
     
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    Pink pony is best pony
     
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    I downloaded the entire season because my friend highly recommended it to me, he said it was "not the little girl show you would expect,really funny" . I watched it and thought it was absolutely terrible, but at the time I had no internet, so I watched the entire season, but didn't enjoy
     
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    MLP is worse than furries.

    let me break it down in simple terms.

    Take a furfag that likes Disney's Robin Hood or Bolt
    and draws lots of badly drawn offensive to the eyes yiff fanart.
    In many cases, Voice actors of Disney cartoons or even their writers and creators do not openly invite to socialize and talk to the fans ever, especially the older fans, because THEY PROBABLY KNOW about the yiff and horrendous fanfiction and fanart, and they do not want to be associated with it.
    just look at Rob Paulson at AC i don't know why in the hell he would go to such a horrible place, but you can see how his mood deteriorates from video to video.

    now take MLP, the creator of the new series, or whatever, is aside from a feminist douche is also AWARE of Bronies, and in fact, CATERS to Bronies,
    if that music video was not proof enough then you are blind, the MLP creator basically encourages the yiff and porn rule 34 and whatever else, and the Brony cause because she wants money out of them, and by now has probably forgotten all about what MLP was originally supposed to be about and for.
    not only that, she is also a Tartlet clearly wants attention badly because most other cartoon writers would have to be in a situation of work or starve before they went as far as to associate with the sick twisted fans to make money.

    got it?
    Bronies are encouraged.
    Furries are just ignored and kept under the rug.
     
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    You know @ElectricDiareah you've made this so much easier to comprehend. Really that's the best reply I've gotten so far on this thread. I think I understand it a little better now.
    But I still can't help but feel that I might just have to watch MLP to really get it.
    My body shudders in thought of such blasphemic things.
    I don't want to be brain controlled.