Britfags Have to Ask to Look at Porn

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  1. Raab

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    Sauce: http://gawker.com/uk-to-block-all-pornography-from-the-internet-unless-us-862388014

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    WHEN THE UK ADMITS THAT THEY'RE PERVERTS, THEN THEY HAVE MY PERMISSION TO FAP.
     
  2. Nicole

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    What do you expect? This is the same shit-hole of a country that banned PirateBay and put some guy in jail for two months for calling a nigger a nigger on Twitter. Someone needs to nuke this country before it gets any worse. Thank fuck I don't live in that fuckhole, and anyone who does should kill themselves immediately.
     
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    I really would love to know how this will be implemented? I suppose stupid paid porn sites will be blocked, along with the typical shit? But what about deviantart? Lots of porn on there!
     
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    Is this going to be the same as the porn filter they were going to use in Australia? Lol because that worked well
     
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    No that was exclusively to block illegal stuff. This is to block all pornography. PS you're a faggot.
     
  6. Nicole

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    Hey, don't make fun of that! The interwebs needed serious protection because everyone's computers kept getting infected by spams!



    OVER 9,000 20,000 computers.
     
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    And Tumblr. And many others.
     
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    Damn that's some bad news for the British, asking permission for fap on the web, meh U.K porn sucks anyway.
     
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    Lol why do you think people in the UK are only capable of watching UK porn?
     
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    Yeah, this is never going to happen.
     
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    i know they would watch the whole industry, but it would be a reason for their government to ban the whole thing.
     
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    They say this shit all the time and it never happens. Nothing to worry about here.
     
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    They said it once before in 2011 I believe and nothing happened but now they're saying it will actually be in effect by the end of 2014. And lol @ how this is tagged 'Gawd Bledd 'Murika with all their freedom NSA NSA NSA
     
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    It demonstrates an excellent point, all the US non "freedom" shit points to mostly enforcement of homeland security shit.

    It hasn't been about restricting people from doing anything, or in fact interfering with the election process. But here you guys are in the UK with the prime minister on your internet switch, ready to start putting nanny software on everything.

    Say what you will about the US, it has a far better mechanism in place for stopping stupid, stupid laws that gnaw and fundamental freedoms like the access to pornography. The US is more free than the UK by virtually every standard, and it will remain so as the other so called western democracies drive themselves into the ground.

    They have no constitution and therefore no pillar on which to base their democracy.
     
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    Orly? What about that kid who has been in jail for half a fucking year for making a joke? What about all that fear mongering bullshit and your country's increasing paranoia? It's reminiscent of Hitler's third Reich and scapegoat of the Jews.
    If by 'mechanism' you mean the inability of congress to actually do anything, then sure. When congress does come to decisions, however, if you seriously think it's the constitution that stops them then I don't even want to know what kind of crack your smoking.
     
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    This will probably not work since some of the people will bypass it with proxies. Nice fail Cameron, you don't know shit about the internet.
     
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    What exactly is the argument for a constitution? There are times when the US constitution has hindered progress from being made (eg. gun control) and times when the government has disregarded it altogether (eg. everything done under the Nixon, Bush and Obama administrations). Countries without a constitution are able to change and adapt without being chained down by an ancient piece of paper which is touted as infallible.
     
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    And 4chan, and can't forget about encylopedia dramatica..

    Actually, this might be a good idea unintentionally. Considering that all you need to do is "ask" to have your porn block off, wouldn't this in theory keep off a lot of newfags?
     
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    Ahaha, I heard today that my country is gonna stop their SOPA like shit, and in the same day I hear that britfags get their internet fucked again, to me it's a great internet day
     
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    1984 is a good idea!! We should base all our countries on it- everyone should have a camera in their house it can work!!
     
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    This is the insane conclusions of the insane nonsense being taught as science in our political, economic, and legal spheres.
     
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    I can't help but laugh at countries who treat pornography like violent crime. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Sexual repression causes much worse sociological issues than perversion.
     
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    ^

    Besides, if a parent can't watch what their kid is doing on the internet, the kid should not be allowed to use internet.

    They're the jerks ruining it for everyone else. D:
     
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    Pffft speak for yourself Aussie. America loves porn. Mark my words the day a law is passed prohibiting it there will be riots.
     
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    It's true, that's why English men pierce their dicks, dress up as women and "bugger" each other in public places.

    That and their women are fuck ugly.
     
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