Bring out yer dead...

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  1. FuanasEdan

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    Bring out yer dead! Ye bunch of necrophiliacs!!

    Will do nothing with it anyway, probably buried them, cremate them, arrange them as a bowling pin, stack them to see how high can we build a tower, excellent use of bonfire, hone yer photograph skill, hang them by yer castle gate, hang them by yer neighbour house, good substitute for that Christmast decoration, turn someone's grandmother in her grave, and any of those silly thing that just popped up right now... but mostly do nothing with them anyway.

    Ps. Stop copulating with that corpse!!
     
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    fucking 1 week with 0 replies. this has to be a record
     
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    with all the shitposters here, how the fuck did this happen.

    OP - kill yourself.
     
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    Naah, I'd rather bury people with me shovel. Nobody ever notice the gravedigger folk...

    Ye cunts, just had to break the 0 replies record... so much fer that...

    Now this will be the most boring thread there is instead.
     
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    You can kill yourself then bury yourself with your shovel. Or just bury yourself alive to save time.
     
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    Too elaborate to be able to do that... the ability to kill me self then bury with me own shovel would require me to build complicated machine using bits of strings and contraption with would trigger mechanism within itself... even to be accurate... several trial and error would happen to ensure the contraption works perfectly... with that I be needin test subjects (Bunnies perhaps? Was considering using lab monkey, giving the tendency how smart arse a primate can be, I rather not have it broken free by itself and flinging poo at me).

    All these thing also require mathematical knowledge and working physic to have a single shovel to be able to kill me (would require a succesion blow, and there is a chance I still be squirming half dead dragging me self away) and then bury me with enough cycle for a perfect mount...

    Last but not least, flower would be needed for the final touch on me grave. I have trouble deciding which one would look better on me... ambrosia? tulip? or rafflesia perhaps?
     
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    MY WORST ENEMY, BID YOUR BOWL-NORMALITY FAREWELL!
     
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    how come thats what you always say?
     
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    ... because i'm "the nicest poster on EDF2"
    and it's simple & to the point.
     
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