brewed up some Poppy Tea: Battle of Leyte Gulf currently underway in my intestines

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  1. lulzyer

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    I am a recreational opiate user, hydros and oxys once in a while. I ordered some dried tasmanian poppy bulbs. I cut the crowns, removed the seeds, and ground all the bulbs into a fine poweder in a cofffee grinder.

    I made the tea today - 12 ounces. I am drinking 4 ounces at a time to see what the effects are and i dont puke my brains out.

    The tea doesnt taste THAT bad compared to regular tea. Apparently adding sweetener makes it taste more like shit.

    Drank the 4 ounces about 30 minutes ago - no opiate effects yet. My bowells seem to be upset, but no "high" feeling yet. I'll drink a little more in 30 minutes. Thank god my wife is gone and The X Files is on Netflix.
     
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    Hope you don't die as that can happen when drinking the tea
     
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    I have been pacing myself over thte past 4 hours; i can feel the effects (also drank teh teas after having 4 slices of pizza) and it feels like i have taken about 2 vicodins. I usually take 30 - 40 mg, so it's a decent buzz, but this tea isnt poweful enough for me to get sick. I have a decent tolerance now for opiates.
     
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    you should brew it with kava kava. also, instead of sugar, grind up a Benadryl
     
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    i shot up cocaine mixed with speed and crunchberries once.

    i didnt bother making a thread about it because i am not a faggot.

    seriously, lulzyer? a livejournal thread about your nooby ass drug experiences?

    not that any of the rest of the threads here are any good but i expect shit threads from most of these people.
     
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    Where did you get your hands on Poppy?
     
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    I'd probably do that a lot, (the thread, not the disaster waiting to happen cocktail of drugs) but I know that it would always boil down to "my friends and i did some stupid shit, jack managed to black out or vomit somehow, the end."
     
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    a sticky thread about drug experience stories would be great.they can be a catalyst to some insane situations.

    threads with "OMG I TASTED BEER" or whatever are nerdy and redundant.

    its boring enough to hang around drug addicts that have nothing else to talk about but drugs already however taking that concept onto
    the internet and sharing it with total strangers borderlines on something that should require drugs of the prescription variety to cure.

    ive overdosed on every drug imaginable more times than i can remember, you know what i talked about while i was doing it?

    other shit.
     
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    that isnt to say a sticky thread where we share tales of our adventures with intoxication wouldnt be a really fascinating read.

    that has the potential to be one of the greatest threads ever.


    "hey im taking a drug" is just incredibly fucking stupid.

    unless its like fifty hits of acid or something and in that case you should be filming it.


    when i take drugs i do it so i can concentrate on making an art project like a painting or some music.
     
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    At least he isn't doing the deadly reefer drug which is worse than cocaine or heorin.
     
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    Seriously. I did bumps of badly cut coke off a fat, ugly strippers ass and didn't make a thread about it. There's no point to telling the story if it's for something like OPIATE TEA.
     
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    ill put this in your employee file.
     
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    How do I join Beefrave corp?
     
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    Never use opiates. I hate being mellow. UPPERS ONLY. I like feeling my arteries strain as my blood pressure sky rockets to human levels.
     
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    the truth is, joe sticks only to alky and tobaccy, no hard drugs for him.
     
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    Not since I moved here, anyway. Your guys crystal meth SUCKS.

    Turns out hillbillies are better at at least one thing after all.
     
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    HAHAHAHA

    cocaine, speed, robitussin, hundred proof whiskey, constant blunts, pills, ketamine, lsd, mushrooms, and other shit i cant remember...

    my entire life ive always been the right hand man to a bigtime drug dealer or another.

    im too apathetic to ever sell drugs but i was always integral in the 'scaring people and fucking shit up' department. which is my favorite department.

    im a little disappointed in myself at being a toadie but the thing is that not everyone can be a chief and its better to be great at being a jester than a failure as a king.
     
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    lol, you have never even touched crystal. You're too pussy. You just thought of saying that because you watched breaking bad.
     
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    I'm sorry, but I can't take seriously the words of boy whose knowledge of drugs comes from watching Reefer Madness.
     
  21. PerpetuallyAroused

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    It's a well researched documentary, and way more realistic than breaking bad.
     
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    you need big time experience


    Video call snapshot 77.
     
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    You sound like a friend of mine, but he got clean and he was much less proficient at fucking shit up. Also, his facial hair wasn't nearly as cool.
     
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    truth: hillbillys have the WORST FUCKING METH because every single one of them uses the one-pot cooking method. that shit isn't even meth, its melted lighter fluid battery chunks.
     
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    im clean these days. i eat witch drugs every once in a while but other than that i barely even drink.

    im trying to be an adult now and take care of myself and all that bullshit.

    oh the meth stories i could tell. worst drug ever. not so much the drug is terrible, its ok but the fuck
    ups and idiots you have to deal with in order to get/sell/make it are fucking outrageously subhuman.

    if its prepared correctly and with the right chemicals its not that bad but what youre looking at
    when you get some off the street in a small amount is 95% some cut bullshit that you are
    getting fucked over on. you pretty much have to know the cook to get good shit and thats really
    fucking risky business.
     
  27. PerpetuallyAroused

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    tl;dr. Too much time in the basement, so weezus makes up stories.
     
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    I usually have a "try anything at least once" policy, but meth is an exception, just because i've seen what goes into it.
     
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    Meth. not even for swishy.
     
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    haha... i actually never expect anyone to believe any of my stories. if i hadnt been there i wouldnt believe them either.

    but i wasnt making up stories, in fact i wasnt even telling one.

    when you say tl;dr you mean it. i respect that.