Breaking News: Ryan Cleary can get a girlfriend!!!

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  1. zaiger

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    So apparently Gawker's Adrien Chen must not have much to write about lately, as it is apparently critical to inform us about our own Ryan Cleary's relationship status

    http://gawker.com/5836176/teen-hacker-recluse-has-a-girlfriend-surprisingly

    I love how this is news worthy :ranbowdash:
     
  2. rst8

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    wtf is with dat chin chin
     
  3. zaiger

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    They are cuts from having a jail guard shave him. It said it in some news report on some site a couple months ago.
     
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    lol does ryan really have aspergers
     
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  6. rst8

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    a little late arent we?
     
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    Yes, but I've been busy most of the summer.

    So they both broke up and got busted?
     
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    What are those dots on his chin?
     
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    chin boobs
     
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    Either immaculately groomed micro-beards or bizarrely symmetrical moles.
     
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    Good for him.

    He hasn't let the aspies stop him from getting a little poon tang. That being said...I really have to say that he's a traitor for going for that 3DPD over delicious 2D. Ok, maybe he's not a weeb, but whatever. I rest my case your honor.
     
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    He looks like that Enter Shitkari vocalist. WE'LL BREAK THE WAAALLLLS DOOOOWNNN
     
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    Wait... you just figured this out?
     
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    The UK Sun put out an interview with Ryan and his GF like 4 months ago. Adrien is just a little slow.
    :slowpoke:
     
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    >implying that counts as a news source
     
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    Neither The Sun nor Gawker are reputable news sources, but here we are lol.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Now he has to come back and bring his gf
    Let's pray he does.
     
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    Now, let's assume Ryan's mommy isn't making up Amy for sympathy as she is with all the behavioral disorders (although the sperg part sounds about right).

    If Amy is reading this to Ryan, I still <3 u
     
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    Is that why niggers are always getting laid?
     
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