Brazilian an hero schoolboy

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  1. Web v1.0

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    Looks like a new article on ED. And if I'm right, his kill rate is -1?

    Source: http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/09/22/3391930/boy-shoots-teacher-then-kills.html
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    Oh wow.

    Brazil is a country full of gangs and shit, so this is like something that happens every day.
     
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    Why is Brazil soooooo fucking weird?
    http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

    They also have that stupid fucking dance where the hooker smashes your face with her asshole called surra de bunda or some shit, in addition to the dozens of videos online from Brazil and Peru that has kids grinding on each other (which is good fap material, but still!!). Seriously, those half niggers need to fucking calm the fuck down. What the shit is going on down there?
     
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    He shot himself in the head TWICE with a .38 and didn't die till an hour later? Wow I figured kids in Brazil would be better shots than that.
     
  5. Negi Springfield

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    Link to said grinding videos plz.

    For research purposes.
     
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    That was an unfair and harsh interpretation. Of course the kid had a hard skull. His THAC0 for headshots must've been :awesome:!
     
  8. The Lieutenant

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    If we're calling a wound 1/3 kill, the KDR is .33
    Better luck next time, kiddo.
     
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