Brainless chicken farming project

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  1. Thatdamnnigger

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    http://we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2012/02/farming-the-unconscious.php#.UcCUX_l2JqM

    Some brit invents a way to farm unconscious chicken so they don't have to suffer

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    TL;DR a part of the brain of the chicken is removed, they're stored in pods, and electrical shocks maintain them alive.
     
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    Awful lot of work to put a bunch of chickens in the matrix.
     
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    These chickens are maintained alive by electrical shocks, and that's also how they grow muscles.
     
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    i wrote something on facebook yesterday about humans dissolving into nothing and taking everything else with them.

    this is a perfect example of what i meant by it.

    i want to taste the blood.

    im wondering if revelations ever directly calls the beast "evil"

    the alternative seems completely godless in the name of clinical compassion.
     
  6. SWfan

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    So basically...Frankenstein chicken? I'm pretty sure this is fucking animal abuse.
     
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  8. Thatdamnnigger

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    Nope and it's pretty much the point of that shit, so them chickens don't suffer.
     
  9. SWfan

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    So fucking weird.
     
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    I am ok with this. As a species, we're eventually going to have to come up with something edgy and "unethical" to sustain our numbers, as space and time become increasingly commodities; especially so with the former in England. The ends justify the means, and I like chicken.
     
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    KFC, Popeyes and Church's are gonna make a fortune off these chickens. Which means that the niggers and coalburners who make up their customer base are going to die of GMO-related illnesses, and that's a good thing.
     
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    This is so fucked up, mang. Still, it might be useful for... future research purposes.

    Has anyone probed whether something similar can be done with Humans or other large mammals?
     
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    Cloned brainless humans in pods, yep, the lulz could justify it
     
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    This is new old news to me, too fucking cool!

    Really I'm not sure you can consider chickens much more than walking mouths. It's like this nonsense:

    Really a caterpillar is little more than a tiny lump of protein and muscle memory and saying you can be cruel to a caterpillar is not much different than saying Galvani's experiments were torture:

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    Sure Danny D and fucking Pinker would agree with that.

    But back to chickens, I don't really think chickens are much more than caterpillars to be honest.

    Also, why is the single chicken the organism rather than the whole flock? What about cuttings, where's the organism there, where is your reductionism now The Selfish Gene?
     
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    Lol, so true

    Caterpillars are the furries of our kind

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    They deserve the worst
     
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    Then the only thing worse than a furry caterpillar is a caterpillar furry!

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    They make me sick.

    These types of furry caterpillar furries support people like Brian Tomasik (graduated with High Honors and now works at Bing) who seriously propose that "animal advocates should consider focusing their efforts to raise concern about the vast suffering that occurs in the natural environment" through the promotion of "the meme of caring about wild animals" and engineering "more humane ecological systems."

    Another "bright" has hit the target dead on!
     
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    This is a money pit if I ever saw one.
     
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    Dear lord, thank you for being indirectly responsible for this food I am about to receive, which is a result of the ever steepening insanity that is nature since the moment you set this relentless nightmare you call life in motion. Amen.
     
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    This is what happens when pussy animal activists get in the way of food.

    Now we're going to have twitching masses of meat with tubes stuck up both ends. It could be used as a haunted house during October.
     
  22. CallMeMaggot

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    Is Messy gonna come back?

    Yay!