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  1. Bawwwtist

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    I felt I lurked nameless on ED long enough.
    I finally got some viagra, I finally got some crack....
    Its time for the lube.
    Time to be edgy.
     
  2. j15m

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    You seem nice.
     
  3. Bawwwtist

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    you seem like you may have poor taste, or be a troll, or be sincere.
    Pick one.
     
  4. Thatdamnnigger

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    You could go fuck yourself and then gtfo my internet.



    Picking up things, as a newfag, is your role. See that soap?
     
  5. Dr. Rice

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    How edgy are you? I like to make 9/11 jokes irl because nothing is funnier than the joke that is 9/11.
     
  6. Bawwwtist

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    Lol, lets make some one newer do it, I can share if you can....

    I am very fucking edgy!
    Besides you are a fucking 16 year old girl living in the fucking west bank, of course 9/11 is a joke to you...

    Does that prove I am edgy?*pines for acceptance and love in a land of heartless trolls.*

    That said, its lovely to meet you.
     
  7. Likeicare

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    These threads used to be fun to read
     
  8. Hemlock

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    The only fun things in intro threads were: Scumhook's posts, your posts, Ronny's pictures and some other things.
     
  9. Likeicare

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    Those days are sadly gone
     
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    i wouldn't fuck the OP with @scumhook 's dick. i bet it has more STDs than jessie.
     
  11. Bawwwtist

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    One, not it but he. Two, it's good to know you wouldn't fuck me--then again, you'd need @scumhook 's nigger dick since all you have is a little baby cock anyway.
    Lets not get into a pissing match over std's, your mom is a fucking petri dish of clap and AIDS, then again-- after fucking her landwhale ass every morning, you'd know that, right?
     
  12. Likeicare

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    Engrish plz
     
  13. Bawwwtist

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    Fuck you!
    Grammar fag.
     
  14. Likeicare

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    It was a lot more than just grammar wrong with that post
     
  15. Bawwwtist

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    Is that so...
    Well suck my dick and call me Spiderman.
     
  16. Likeicare

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    The look on your avatar says yes.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    You're not man enough
     
  20. Bawwwtist

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    No.

    From the look of you, neither are you, Sissyboi.
     
  21. demongoat

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    you are an it until otherwise proven.
    i wouldn't know, as i am not a retard i stay away from infected cunts, obviously you haven't judging from your post.
    so how long until the syphilis totally riddles your brain with holes? i'd advise you to break it to your family gently that you have contracted syphilis from letting gay arabs ream your asshole down at the docks where you give blowjobs for free.
    i mean how else would you ever have human contact? the only part of you anyone wants to see is the back of your head. either when they are driving down the hershey highway or when you are mongling their cocks.

    i'm glad we have an understanding, you are a twat and i'm more awesome than you.

    by the way for someone who has never met me in your life, you are quick to bring up fucking mothers, is that because you are born from inner-breeding so think everyone else is?
    i mean i get the impression from your irrational stupidity that your mother is also your sister and your dad is her dad and your uncle.
     
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    Wow, we are making wall of texts for newfags now?
     
  23. Bawwwtist

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    Fixed
     
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  25. Bawwwtist

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    Thats funny since your previous post was abominable jailbait speak.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    You are a cunt, your mother is a cunt and your father is a cunt and one day you will have a cunt wife and have a bunch of cunt children.

    welcome to EDF.
     
  27. Bawwwtist

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    So I take it you are a cock?
    Uncut or joo?
     
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  29. Argent

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    this thraed makes me lol because it proves that no matter how much u lurk you will never become a normal user until u use normally like all the other faggots round these parts who use this site all the time because their homofaggoting shitqueen trannies for some reason they stick around like @oddgay and @magnum and what s that other guys name @Dr. Rice and @lulzbomb and some other kykes like @hkh and motherfuckin @skylerconcarne and im just gonna keep taggin niggers cus and now @Bottom Feeder and @Die In A Fire @likeicare this post is a fuckin masterpiece you fuckers you should put int in ur goddamn hall of fame because its so motherfuckin gloriious to grace ur eyes with its mindf00cking . .
     
  30. Argent

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    and then i said to my neibhor man dude your such a fuckin retard the kids mom is a german expat and he was born in germany full on kraut he's not in the fuckin italian mob you fuckin idiot goddamn ur so retarded your methhead mother shioukld be killed for bringin you up the way you are fuckin stupuid like u are and seriouls yw hy do you keep whippin your dick out in front of ur mom and her boyfriend your like 14 fuckin years old you goddamn freak get the fuck awyya from me you faggot why do you do this shit ??? and in the end the twist was that his name was @endsenten