Boy, 11, destroys $36000 worth of MacBooks by peeing on them

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/...y-11-urinates-36k-worth-apple-macbooks-744098
     
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    if it had been ordinary water then they could probably have just waited for them to dry off

    but since urine is acidic...
     
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    30 laptops? that is a lot of pee...
     
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    Khanzer, why did you link your signature to your deviantart account?
     
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    I don't blame him.
     
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    Honest mistake, the first time I saw a macbook I thought you were supposed to pee on it too.
     
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    Maybe he was trying to cool it, they've been known to have bad cooling systems.
     
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    Because people can see my shit?
     
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    He can't have possibly destroyed all of them with his pee alone.



    Nigga give me link to your account
     
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    were they streaming anything at the time?

    maybe it was data leak.
     
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    That's nothing compared to me spewing bloody malt liquor and pizza vomit all over a display of PalmPilots at Circuit City. :trollface:
     
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    Not bad:lulzsec:
     
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    They were declared a biohazard because of my stomach ulcers and are currently buried in a toxic-waste dump run by Mormons in Utah.
     
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    "The Cart and Computers were Damaged Beyond Repair" Really? All of them? And also the cart? What the fuck is wrong with this kid's kidneys?
     
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    Assuming that the boy did not have HIV/AIDS or another serious communicable disease, the Macs could be taken to a third-party (non-Apple-owned) repair person, and the cart could be sanitized.
     
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    dude, I've bought used game boys in worse condition than this and all they needed was a bath to be good as new.
     
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    As bad of condition as Chris-chan's vidya stuff?
     
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    not sure if it was that bad, stuff had been soaked in soda though.
     
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    No shit, cat piss, cockroach eggs and cum in or on it then. I spilled Rumple Minze on a Conion ghetto blaster a few years ago and ruined the thing.
     
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    Don't ED's servers run Lion? Or was that 4chan, I remember reading that in a changelog somewhere.
     
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    Lolno, we run freeBSD or openBSD or something like that afaik.
     
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    Dumbass kid should have stolen them instead.
     
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    This must have really pissed off the school.

    Get it?
     
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    No that was a joke, dummy.
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    And the boy's name was GNU/Linux...
     
  29. KoalaRimjob

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    lol yeah they said they ran it on a (insert name of atom based apple computer here i dont use their shit)

    Good replies guise, No way he did it alone count on EDF to get to the bottom of things
     
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    He couldn't hold it, and had to go Quicktime?