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    There's nothing to discuss.
     
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    what car do you drive?
     
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    he's too greedy for shoes, he has newspapers and masking tape on his feet
     
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    yeah... one car accident caused by a patch of ice in a decade of driving
    clearly the poster girl of female instability, here

    go crash your shoes, oddguy
     
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    I hear that navigating in the terrain can be pretty difficult for jews.
     
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    drunk, on ice, phone on edf in one hand and cigarette in the other. the only way to drive.
     
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    Cigarettes are for women and fags. Men smoke cigars.
     
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    That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
     
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    Bullshit. You live in America.
     
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    You're not supposed to inhale cigars, numbnuts.
     
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    touche
     
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    yes
     
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    Not really sure what to discuss. Women can't drive, that's pretty much all you can say.

    Also, The Member Formerly Known As Baya, Lucky Strikes are fucking MACHO cigarettes.
     
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    Thats true I had an immigrant russian boss that loved those shits he was really bad ass and smell fucking horrible for his levels of testosterone
     
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    Lucky Strikes will put hair on your chest, back, tongue, and eyelids. That's how goddamn amazing they are.
     
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    Lucky Strikes < Winston on the man scale
     
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    Oddly enough I kind of wrecked mine last week, some asshole in a Dodge Ram 4x4 ran me off the road into a drainage ditch while I was looking at the wiki on my phone. Damage to my car: side trim and hubcaps knocked off passenger's side, doors dented slightly, passenger's front turn signal and side mirror glass broken. I drove home after I had some guy with a tractor pull me out. I just got a new turn signal and mirror at the wrecking yard and pulled the side trim off the other side.
     
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    That was clearly his fault.
     
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    He was a christfag with anti-abortion and Romney stickers all over the tailgate of his truck, so it may have been.
     
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    I have never crashed a car.
    And I'm a huge bitch when it comes to driving! I rejected getting a licence until I was 20 because I was so scared of dying (and wasting precious money on car gas instead of human gas.)

    But man, I turned out to be a FANTASTIC DRIVER. This success was based in part on the fact that my car, "The Wizard," was magic -- but mostly it was because I'm male. Like how bitches claim to have an innate connection to the baby in their belly, males have an innate connection with their vehicles, which is why we don't suck so bad at driving them. Add in the extra fact that I spent 70% of the time bombing around in the woods - and 70% of that 70% drunk or high as fuck - it's no wonder I'm a pro-grade driver: because I have the balls - balls to grip the wheel. Ladies do not.
     
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    I was hit by a woman, and couldn't get out of their way due to full lanes of traffic.
    It is the only accident I've ever been in.

    I was put in the hospital with a head injury, fractured ribs, and a broken wrist.
    On impact, I was knocked unconscious because my seat belt didn't catch immediately, and I hit the windshield. When I woke up, I thought I was dying, due to being covered in my own blood, and being unable to breath very well because of rib bruising and airbag dust, all while the girl who hit me is standing next to my car, screaming about how I didn't try to get out of her way, when she hadn't even hit her brakes. My car was totaled. The engine came into the passenger seat. I got a shitty write-off check from my own insurance company because the cops didn't properly do their job and at least give the bitch a breathalyzer test, and just gave her a ticket. FOR DRIVING INTO OPPOSITE-FACING TRAFFIC.

    So, I agree, based on my experience, that women can't fucking drive. :D
     
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    So in other words, your life imitated your posts.
     
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    Suck my forgetful dick.
     
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    As far as you know, I already have :preston: