BOOMING: AMERICA’S SPERM EXPORTS

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    http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/05/29/booming-americas-sperm-exports/

    There’s a lot to be about the decline of goods exported from America. There’s even more to be said about the increasing global demand for American sperm.

    U.S. sperm sales are highest in the United Kingdom, Canada, France, Israel, Australia, Chile, Spain and Sweden, and demand is set to increase even more in the years ahead.
    “In the last three years, we have shipped to about 60 countries,” said Scott Brown, a spokesman for California Cryobank, the largest sperm bank in the world with $23 million in sales last year.


    These countries also allow sperm donation, obviously, but believe it or not, laws in the U.S. are more accommodating to donors. For example, unlike in much of Western Europe, sperm donors in the U.S. can remain anonymous. And unlike in Australia, Americans can make pretty good money donating.
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    read the date oddy 2012/05/29
     
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    Just look at the countries its kinda like an EDF2 list of posters
     
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    That explains why the IQ over here is sinking at an alarming rate...
     
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    >Friend has English parents
    >He invites me over for dinner
    >The occasion is BRICKIN' UP THE BONG Day (The day they built Big Ben, British Thanksgiving.)
    >Suppertime
    >There's nothing on the plates.
    >"OI WE INVOITED YA CAUSE WE NEED SOME YANK WANK FOR THIS ONE LOVE"
    >They want me to jerk off on all the plates.
    >I masturbated right before coming over
    Unfortunately they starved to death.
     
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    The reason this is happening (aside from America being a nation of wankers) is because a) They can get paid decent money to spunk in a jar and b) They have no vetting process whatsoever for their donations, unlike countries with even the slightest inkling of common sense. Unfortunately, dykes and faggots across the world are pretty much universally stupid, greedy and impatient, so instead of waiting for a vetted sperm donation that won't end up creating a monster with trisomic chromosomes, they just go right ahead and lap up whichever sperm is easiest to get. Why then they even bother paying to go through a clinic with no standards at all instead of just finding a tramp, giving him a fiver to cum in a baster and DIYing that shit is beyond me.
     
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    Speaking as one: Canadians are riding Americas coattails (again), this by by literally flooding the market with knock-off American sperm -- 9/10 chinks and select eurotrash can't tell the difference between Canadian and American jizz wads!!

    While virtually identical, the two sperms can be hard to tell apart, even for seasoned whores at the Authenticity Centre for Excellence, which employs a literal "crack team" of taste testing, counterfeit testing whores.

    Says one whore on the matter, "Aint no thang! American jizz taste like a cheiisburger, while Canadian cum come in BAGS!"

    Canadians have upped their cum-slanging game abroad, by claiming racial heredity with the British crown, suggesting all Canuck jizz is "backed by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth" and promise that all cum [collected from central Canada] is "virtually Native free," while cum from the West Coast promises "no Pollack came in this bag."

    Meanwhile, the States contends with a recall of over 7,000,000 gallons of the white-stuff amid fears it was contaminated by the South.
    Recalled semen will be sold to Kraft foods and turned into mayonnaise and poured into one of many city-wide, Obama issued "pleb troughs" to feed the failing nation's millions of cum-starved faggots.
     
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    I'm not even exaggerating, at least 10% of America's exported sperm was mine in 2010. It was a difficult year for me.
     
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    i got a nice big cock, and a decent-unfunny shaped head. I'd love to either cream-pie some dude's hot wife, or get like $1,000 for a glob of my secret sauce, so why the fuck is there even an issue here? Comes find me you stupid mother fuckers. On a serious note some guy from Florida posted on xnxx he wanted someone to in-pregnant his fucking hot wife, and boy did I try to get a chance
     
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