bon jovi ALIVE AND WELL

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    Singer-songwriter. Philanthropist. Father. Dead?
    Jon Bon Jovi trended worldwide on Twitter today when people thought he was dead. But he is not dead.
    A poorly constructed, fake press release got retweeted a whole bunch of times and eventually, talk progressed from his appearance in an Advil commercial to his supposed demise.
    Reactions ranged from shock and appreciation for Bon Jovi's work to statements like "Jon Bon Jovi can only be killed by silver bullets" (that one from @Beez_).
    No official statement has been issued yet to confirm the death is just a rumor, though a rep is reported to have cleared up the matter, but But Bon Jovi would probably say he's far from suffering. Free of pain, even.
    Rockstar Jon Bon Jovi (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr) was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Empress Hotel, city and law enforcement of Asbury Park, NJ sources told The Times after World Christmas Tour concert on
    The Bamboozle Festival,North Beach Asbury Park.
    New Jersey Fire Department-First Aid Captain Douglas Gray told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Bon Jovi was not breathing.
    The paramedics performed CPR and took Bon Jovi to Jersey Shore Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Bon Jovi team rushed to Bon Jovi’s bedside, where he suffered Cardiac arrest.
    The detectives plan to interview relatives, friends and Bon Jovis’s doctors to try to figure out what happened. The N.J. County coroner’s office will determine a cause of death. A New Jersey Fire Department source told The Times that Bon Jovi was in full cardiac arrest when rescue units arrived.

     
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    Fucking hell, his death will always be associated with kim jong il.
     
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    YOU GIVE DEATH... A BAD NAME!

    Please, nobody in the west will even remember Jongy in a few years.
     
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    kim jong il was a better performer, imo.
     
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    What kind of monster would raise people's hopes like that? ;-;
     
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    Shame we can't say the same thing about his music.
     
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    Fake and gay
     
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    OH GOD NO. Dat song. I hate it, and yet it gets stuck in my head all the time.

    *BOW-OW! -dadadadimdim- BOW-OW! -dadadadimdim- BOW-OW!... dis ain't a sooung for the brokeyn haarded...* ohfuck
     
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    GREAT ASSHOLE JUST WASHED MY CAR HUMMING IT . BUT THERE IS AN ASAIN VERSION THAT GOOKS SING I THINK IS FUNNY AS FUCK .
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    Fucking chinks steal every thing.
    It's better than the original.
     
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    No engrish? I'm proud.

    The dude can't sing thought...
     
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    Sing?! The powers in the words and the angsty teenazn accent.