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    This fucking gay bike riding faggot jumped off a balcony and missed the pool. Gravity, and the generally large size of the Earth ensured that he didn't miss everything, and came off 2nd best in his battle with a slab of concrete.

    Or to put it a different way:

    Popular BMX star Dane Searls has died in hospital after diving from a balcony at a Gold Coast pub on Sunday night.
    Searls, 23, had been in a coma since Sunday night after he attempted to dive from the first floor of Billy's Beach House into the pool.
    He missed the pool and landed on the cement, causing critical head and back injuries.

    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/bmx-star-dane-searls-dies-20111125-1nxpv.html

    What a fucking cunt.
     
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    BMX was cool when I was 9 but after I watched the x games I realized it was just basically rich white kids with very sore balls.
     
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    8 years, flat, out

    Indeed
     
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    This might've been suggested before but have these people tried not doing stupid, reckless, unnecessary shit?
     
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    but then how will we see all those horrific sports injuries?
     
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    He's a BMX bike rider, he deserved it. BMX-ers are dicks and spoiled brats, and bicycle riders in general are destined to be weeded out via natural selection. There are no government standards for bicycles like there are with motorized transportation like cars, boats and motorcycles, there are no mandatory licensing laws, no standards for fitness to ride a bicycle, the bike lanes on roads are extremely dangerous, and bicycles are very dangerous with no protection of any kind, which all equal ways to get injured, maimed or killed on a bicycle.

    BMX riders are not only riding an undersized bicycle made for one purpose (which is not transportation), but are almost always misanthropic douchebags who need to be retroactively aborted. These BMX bike riders usually also ride skateboards, which are even more dangerous than bicycles, and they deserve to be weeded out of civilization and the gene pool for being dicks.

    Stop allowing kids to ride bicycles, start them early with walking or riding public transportation until they start driving a car, assuming they want to drive, and don't allow them to play with kids who do shit like this, then we won't have any bikefags at all.