blue balls

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by jack, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. jack

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    I have them and it hurts like hell.What do I do?
     
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    Your balls are probably frozen.
     
  3. Lucky

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    Take some Bengay and IcyHot rub, mix them together, and smear it heavily on your testicles.

    Problem solved.
     
  4. scumhook

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    Stop teabagging smurfette's anus.
     
  5. jack

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    Stop denying our love.
     
  6. CONTCOM

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    Maybe you should have sex.
    Fuck, that means leaving the basement
     
  7. jack

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    It also means renting a van and buying rope and a gag ball.
     
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    Stop fucking bitches with blue cunts, and then we'll talk.
     
  9. jack

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    Can't. Smurfs cunts are filled with lsd and E.Every time I plow into her I go into a new world.I'm so fucking high right now the world around me looks like this
     
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    Then stop complaining about your blue balls, and embrace the magic.
     
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    Blue clam walls.

    What about blue prostate?