Blow Jobs final wish.

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    As written in his recent biography by some guy, Steve Jobs expressed that he would gladly spend all of Apple's 46 billion or so dollars to destroy Android, an operating system that was NOT developed by google but later bought 2 years after it's initial inception in 2003.

    Steve expressed he would go "thermonuclear" on it, and even seek to destroy google to stop Android which he says is all a stolen and copied system that violates his patents.

    Mobile makers HTC Motorola and Samsung, Motorola now being the property of google have faced patent infringement suits from Apple, and due to patents by Microsoft have to pay Microsoft royalties for each handset sold, which hurts their profits significantly, Microsoft makes Money off royalties of nearly half the Android handsets sold, at least in the United States and possibly Canada,
    With Samsung's Galaxy tab 10.1 being blocked from sale in some countries particularly Australia for the time being, due to Apple's butthurt at someone offering a better tablet, Samsung is looking to possibly drop Android in order to get around the Apple issues, by possibly reviving their old OS Bada or even licensing the slick but shortlived WEB OS developed by palm, later acquired by HP and released with their palm pre and HP tablet range of WEB OS hardware which was put out of production not too long ago by HP..

    The future of smartphones looks turbulant and very uncertain.
    Written by me on my ipad while i was sitting on my toilet taking an Ishit.
     
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    Will this be a bigger positive outcome for Apple or Microsoft?
     
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    Wow, all these facts that say he was a dick are surfacing NOW?
    Fuck him
     
  4. Lloyd

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    Being as rich as Steve Jobs will almost inevitably turn a man into a douchebag.

    It's okay though, when you're rich you aren't a douchebag, but an eccentric with lovable idiosyncrasies.
     
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    I've been saying he deserved to die.
     
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Jack Nicholson had something to say about Steve Jobs death today!

     
  7. Tom

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    Steve Jobs is and always was a douchebag.
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    well Steve Blow Jobs may be dead, but his rival Microsoft CEO Steve Ballsack Ballmer is still alive and screaming about Microsoft Mobiles.
    Bill Gates is still alive.
    And when he's dying Bill will be still alive,and if you're choking he will still be alive.
    Still alive! Still alive!
     
  9. Web v1.0

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    But Weeks and James says that is a misconception.
     
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    Well I didn't follow Apple much so I didn't care, but I'm sure Billy Gates was just as big of a douchebag at one point. Steve Jobs died in his douchebag prime though, so there's that.
     
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    Heh! But it can't be stressed enough. The authors had a quite hard time to separate the wheat from the chaff. E.g. a paranoid-schizophrenic man could be considered an eccentric, because he was more economically valuable than an eccentric woman who could expect a one-way trip to the asylum.
     
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    I would probably cry if Bill Gates died.
     
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  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    And when XP crashes he will, still be alive!
    And when the CPU's frying Bill will still be alive!
    And when you buy a new computer Bill will still be alive!
    I even tried to tell you! Bill will still be alive!
    And when the power supply fails Bill will STILL! Be alive!
    And when the world ends Bill will still be alive!

    Go ahead and use linux! Have fun figuring it out!
    It should be really easy! Hahah! Fat chance!
    Aaanyway this game's so good, i love it with Crack! And too bad you cannot get it on Mac!

    When you're dying Bill will still be alive!
    And when the bride killed Bill, Bill will still be alive!
    When you are dead Bill will still be alive!
    Still alive! Still alive!
     
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    Who cares.

    He's burning as we speak and those people buying those waste of money contraptions can go cry about it. That's about all to it.
     
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    You're right, they are nothing but a waste of money.
     
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    I lol'd at the image. Steve Jobs is just butthurt that Android has eclipsed his shitty uncustomizable mobile OS. Fucking patent troll. He is one to talk, making money off of Unix. Dead asshole.
     
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    Look up "Pirates of Silicon Valley." Seriously, look up that movie, Steve Jobs was a dick.
     
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    Im a macfag, but think that Steve Jobs is a monopolist douchebag who deserves to choke on Satan's dick in hell. Fuck you, Steve. I <3 my android.

    Ironically, I own an iPad
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Same here, you know what's better than Android?
    WebOS or The new OS Operating system that Samsung is looking at.
    Oh and Android WITHOUT google.
    Fuckin google, that's the only thing wrong with Android.
     
  22. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Public service announcement, No Flash? No Cash!
    There is no excuse for not having Flash, it is not an advantage it is not a feature.
    Only fuckwits defend Apple's sans flash products.

    Oh, and there WAS a browser for iOS on Itunes once, it supported flash, and mysteriously it's not available it's "out of stock till updated" which sounds suspicious, it won't be surprising if the uodate turms out to be the removal of flash when it finally becomes available again.
     
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    Burning where? Did he get a really slow cremation?
     
  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Takes a long time to thoroughly cremate somebody full of so much shit.
     
  25. ChristianWarrior94

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    HELL.
     
  26. Web v1.0

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    Fanfiction. Especially the purgatory.