I am planning to push my annoying neighbour to the shops in a wheelchair today. For the lulz, not because she is disabled. The town centre will run red with the blood of my enemies, namely the fucking grey army. Its like a cross between an old peoples home and a zombie film, the way they shamble around, muttering their automatic apologies. I am convinced that they breed like rabbits. No doubt some of you think this is an unreasonable attitude. Luckily, I dont give a shit about the opinions of age-traitors.