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  1. stoat_king

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    I am planning to push my annoying neighbour to the shops in a wheelchair today.
    For the lulz, not because she is disabled.
    The town centre will run red with the blood of my enemies, namely the fucking grey army.
    Its like a cross between an old peoples home and a zombie film, the way they shamble around, muttering their automatic apologies. I am convinced that they breed like rabbits.
    No doubt some of you think this is an unreasonable attitude.
    Luckily, I dont give a shit about the opinions of age-traitors.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    You're gonna get raped by old people.
     
  3. stoat_king

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    They are indeed a dangerous enemy. Its a risk im willing to take.
     
  4. Negi Springfield

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    Kool.
     
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  7. scumhook

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    Quality intro post.

    Your hatred and willingness to take the lives of others bodes well for your time here.

    I look forward to seeing you in the News section, with people quoted as saying "He was always such a nice quiet guy".
     
  8. skylerconcarne

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    These days if your intro thread isn't 2 pages long you're doing something right. Or you're boring. Either way fuck you.
     
  9. Ronny

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    they are gonna put it straight up in the ass slowly and smoothy
     
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    You're never gonna go through with it. You aint got the balls.
     
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    Welcome to the forums.
     
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    Did you miss where we raped his intro thread with spam pictures? It ended up getting shunted into it's own thread in shitpost metro. http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.ch/threads/blood.6406/

    It made his intro thread better, sadly.
     
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    I did miss that. How is that thread here and there too?
     
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    Some mod didn't like that we were spamming the newfaggot's thread and moved our spam posts to their own thread in shitpost metro. It was pretty lulzy even if our efforts were futile.
     
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    Welcome, new user! You have just created your path to the greatest foruming experience of your life. one filled with wonder, adventure, friendship,
    and unmeasurable gallons of semen! Our users will be happy to give you a splendid time and make you feel welcome because nobody is a loser on EDF!
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    But first, please shove the memory of even reading that up your hairy ass you maggot. EDF is in no way friendly and no we will not accept your smelly
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