Blacks and the Economy: an EDiotorial 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    The Wall Street Journal published a story on October 21 that illustrates the power of rampant crowds of pavement apes.

    Across the country, retailers are forced to pay for extra security measures (video surveillance, rent-a-cops, security detectors on clothing that go off if procured without payment at the door) because of increasing rates of smash and grab or what is being termed Flash Robs.

    High rates of criminality force law-abiding consumers to pay higher rates for goods as businesses must make up for lost profits (and for increased security, which negatively impact profit margins).

    Calling them Flash Robs is wrong, just as calling the phenomenon of teenagers utilizing social media or just spontaneously organizing to attack people (primarily white people) 'Flash Mobs'. No, those are Mahogany Mobs.

    In the Wall Street Journal article, the authors delineate a list of cities that have seen private businesses ravaged by these smash and grabs Flash Robs 'Black and grabs' or Mahogany Robs. Sadly, the authors completely fail to identify the one unifying theme that connects each and every of these incidents; Black people organizing to procure free clothes, food, accessories, electronics, etc: (Link to wall street journal article)

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203752604576643422390552158.html#ixzz1bepJ0rns
     
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    Retailers this holiday season are preparing to protect themselves against a new group of unwanted visitors: swarms of teenagers and young adults who plot via Twitter, phone texts and Facebook to descend on stores and steal merchandise.

    Law enforcement officials call them "flash robs," a criminal incarnation of the "flash mob" phenomenon in which participants use social media to organize impromptu gatherings, from dances in shopping malls to uprisings in the Middle East.

    In Philadelphia, about 40 boys swarmed into a suburban Sears in June and made off with thousands of dollars in merchandise including sneakers, socks and pretty much anything else they could snatch, police said.​

    Several retail chains including Filene's Basement, Armani Exchange and The North Face were victimized by similar incidents in Chicago this spring in which teens ran inside stores in Michigan Avenue's Magnificent Mile shopping district, screamed, knocked over displays and fled with jeans, sweaters and shirts.​
    In Washington, D.C., surveillance cameras caught a group of 10 young women streaming into a convenience store in August and making off with bags of snacks. Similar incidents have broken out in Cleveland, Las Vegas and St. Paul, Minn., among other places.​
    The National Retail Federation says that flash-mob attacks were reported by 10% of the 106 retailers it surveyed in July, a group that included department stores and big-box chains, as well as grocery and drug-store operators.​
    Security personnel or police nabbed suspects in about half the cases, according to the survey, which examined crimes involving more than one perpetrator. Several incidents resulted in injuries, the survey found.​
     
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    you won't be lolling when I shoot you in the fucking face. Closed casket funeral bitch.
     
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    For the first time the trade association included advice for handling flash mobs in its recommendations to its members about controlling crowds during big events. Among other things, the NRF is urging retailers and police to monitor social networks and websites for indications that groups will be descending on a store. In addition, workers should alert managers or loss-prevention workers when they see unusually large gatherings of people inside or directly outside the stores.

    In Chicago, the Greater North Michigan Avenue Association, a local merchants group, organized meetings between retailers and police, who pointed out ways that stores could shield themselves from trouble, such as avoiding putting merchandise by the door. Surveillance videos showed that most of the items stolen in flash robs were folded rather than on hangers, said association president John Chikow.

    The NRF also says retailers, to discourage thefts, should position workers near key areas of the store and valuable merchandise.

    Figuring out how to prevent criminal flash mobs is hard, in part because they are a new and little-studied phenomenon, said Read Hayes, a University of Florida research scientist who serves as director of the Loss Prevention Research Council, a group of more than 60 companies that examines theft trends.

    "It is mob behavior but it has some pre-meditation which is a new thing," Mr. Hayes said. "It's still a sporadic thing when you consider the thousands of retail locations some of these chains have. But it's pretty scary for employees, or any customers who happen to be in stores when this happens."
     
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    You're welcome to try. I won't guarantee you'll survive the experience though, I'm afraid :(
     
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    Mahogany Robs, courtesy of Mahogany Mobs (or 'Black and Grabs') are one of the primary reasons that Mall Envyexist; once the Black Horde overwhelms a formerly white mall, economically the stores can't survive from the combined nefarious forces of high Black crime and low Black credit and purchasing power. It's a death sentence.

    This is the primary reason you have seen commercial developers create the outdoor mall, which cuts down on high rates of loitering that is present in so many of the dying malls. Of course, the constant playing of classical music in many fine stores cuts down on the presence of loiters the Black Horde as well.

    Many stores and businesses cannot afford to take extra security precautions to protect their products and merchandise, meaning that continued assault by Mahogany Mobs engaging in 'Black and Rob' (Mahogany Robs) will inevitably force them to shutter their doors.

    Such is life in BRA, where The Wall Street Journal publishes a story that dares to discuss a disturbing trend that threatens to choke economic life in many cities without once mentioning that it is Black people engaging in the Flash Robs. That it is the children of the Black Undertow brazenly entering businesses and participating in Mahogany Robs.

    Do you want to bet it will be an immigrant continuing to do the job Americans won't do when one finally puts down one of these Flash Robs Mahogany Robs?
     
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    like you're so tough. like you'd realistically survive if I used an assault rifle to put a clip through one of your walls.

    There's arrogance, then there's just stupidity.
     
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    ah, I see the problem here. You're a cowadooty, no guns faggot.
     
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    My greatest hope is that all niggers will one day be eradicated because all they do is rob and steal and be stupid and ignorant.
     
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    You willing to bet your life on me not having a gun? If you or a family member is friends with a sheriff its not terribly difficult to get a class 3 + cc license.
     
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    You're trying WAY too hard, bro. If you feel the need to risk your life, and if you succeed, to throw your life away in jail, then go for it.

    Just one caveat: don't miss. I won't.
     
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    This thread is racial baiting, these flash mobs are nuffin but some misguided yoofs.
    *people in area get guns to shoot the "yoofs" if they attack*
    Oh did i say they waz yoofs? I meanz they beez chilren, they just misguided misundastood chilrens!!!!
     
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    Yes you will. You were in the navy, you never shot at anybody. When was the last time you even practiced? Do you even keep your gun clean? Do you even HAVE a gun? Do you have nightvision equipment? I do.

    Jesus fuck, that's just some arrogant shit. You really thing you'd come out ahead in this conflict, especially given as the agressor I would be able to strike at virtually ANY time, e.g. when you were asleep?

    Fucking sailors man, I guess you must've damaged your brain from getting it banged against the bulkhead while you were taking it up the ass from the entire crew (we all know how sailors feel about vagina).
     
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    lol stormtrooper confirmed for sand in her vagina.
     
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    search for the 2nd Amendment thread I started.

    also, grow up. I've screen capped this entire thread, in case you want to be a faggot and I have to testify in court as to why I had to defend myself.
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH SHIT. I BETTER BEHAVE MYSELF, CUZ STORMTROOPAS GOTZ LOGZ. Thanks for that information, now I'll know to make sure I smash your computer when I'm drawing a funny moustache face on your dead body.

    I don't give a fuck what guns you have, because you can't be on watch 24/7 whore.
     
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    Hey Stormtrooper, if you need a backup place for your evidence, you can just upload it to the wiki.
     
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    lol beefcake, you know you love me. Besides, when did this forum construe evidence? All you'd need to do to discredit it is show the jury and average Snorlax Rae thread.
     
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    I already e-mailed all my screen caps to friends and co-workers, just in case. but I have a feeling that PA is just an emotionally disturbed, angsty, angry, bitter person. Nothing will come of this, life will go on, etc.
     
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    I would also highly advise buying a dog. I'm fucking CRAZY nigga.
     
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    I've bought drapes, as well. I think I'm covered, now.
     
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    Iunno, there are plenty of rays that will traverse thin objects like that and can be used for rudimentary targeting.
     
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    The problem you're going to have is that all the bullets will be entering the wall either at knee level, or a 45 degree upward angle, given your height (or lack thereof):

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    Anyone over 1m from the wall will be fine.
     
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    Cute picture, but you have no idea how tall I am.
     
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    Based on various internets sources, you're the perfect height for your primary occupations:
    1) Sucking Dicks
    2) A handy location for your men to rest their drinks
     
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    bizarre considering i'm over six feet tall.
     
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    Yes.

    And you have guns.

    And date supermodels.

    And you can fly.

    None of us have any trouble believing everything you say.