Black Veil Bride article

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  1. Marionetta

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    I think it's high-time for a BVB article. *is too lazy to write it herself so is asking for help*
    If it makes fangirls cry delicious emo tears, I'll love it. Emo tears power me. I am nothing without emo tears. (Hm.)
     
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    Sounds fun
     
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    Write it yourself you faggot
    If anyone else cared they'd have done it already
     
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    God knows there's enough material there
     
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    YOU! Fucking explaign to me why they are so good. I am not saying "prove there worth" because I already know the band rocks. I just don't know why. Tell me why I love them so, I demand it...or maybe i should beg and plead...not sure really.
     
  6. Marionetta

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    Uhhh... subliminal messages? Andy Sixx claiming to be bullied in school but really wasn't? Ripping off of Motley Crue?
    Start there and work your way up until you get wise to the BVB Fail Army.
     
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    God knows YOU don't give a shit. Do you have something against me? You've been rather unpleasant to me since... oh, I don't know. But I feel that you may not like me. I simply MUST get to the bottom of this.
     
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    If being called a lazy faggot for ADMITTING to being a lazy faggot is going to chap your ass, you are in the wrong place, bucko
    If you are older than 15 I will be surprised
     
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    I had no idea what "black Veil Bride" was until you mentioned it.
    with near fatal levels of curiosity stimulated i went looking for Youtube videos to see the band in action...

    now it is for this reason, why i will hurt you badly.
    They look like metrosexual goth clowns.
    They sing like a child being sodomized.
    They dress like My Chemical Romance with the fag meter OVER 9000!
    They sound like every other faggy screamo wannabe goth XxHrdcorxX band that will probably get famous with braindead 14 year olds.

    Fuck this shit, music is dead.
     
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    So you are telling me that they are; the old Sprite commercials, trolls AND copyright infringes? Holy shit I love this band now. Gotta be ranked on my like, top 20's list now.
     
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    faggots are on the cover of my months Guitar World magazine
    THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR
     
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    My friend likes BVB.

    I don't get what's so great about them.
     
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    those assholes were making guitar faces while dressed in black and white and holding flying v copies in my guitar world
    so pissed
    i wish guitar world would cover more strats
     
  14. Marionetta

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    I was admitting to not knowing how to write an article.
     
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    Stop getting so butthurt over a little ribbing
     
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    Black Veil Blood Bride.....kinda reminds me of Vampires Everywhere! that clone MCR band except it's more vampire in it.
     
  17. Marionetta

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    I'm not. I was just asking for a little help is all. No need to be rude.
     
  18. rst8

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    a little late arent we?
     
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    No need to get so mad
     
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    ^w^ I'm perfectly content.
    @Rst8: Ah, yeah. I was busy IRL.
     
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    Hahaha, it's SpyroForLife all over again
    ProTip: You just made yourself look like a huge tool
     
  22. rst8

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    yeah that guy is a faggot
     
  23. Marionetta

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    I've never heard of him. Oh well, no use fighting the shit. May as well go along with it.
     
  24. rst8

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    gtfo fag
     
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    Yeah, roll with those punches, baby
    SpyroForLife 3.0 confirmed
     
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    Don't feel bad, I don't know who he is either.
     
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    Here I can get it started copy and paste if you'd like

    Title: Black Veil Brides more like Black Veil Cocksuckers

    Body: BVB (Butt Vagina Bombers lol) is a shitty band made up of faggots and their feet smell. I saw whatever the lead singers name is pay 10 bucks to suck the cock of a filthy street urchin who was also a nigger so now he has aids. The drummer has one arm and is dumb and guy not like the guy from Def Leppard who is awesome and should be praised. The guitarists play like all dumb and guy and the bass is stupid or something.

    conclusion: They should all die in carfires

    Extra message to the h@8terS of this article: Get out of my face butthead!

    author: Rock