black people smell funny

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by kibou, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. kibou

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    so edgy
     
  2. ChristianWarrior94

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    The Lord has endowed us with warning signs that we refuse to follow.
     
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    lol i was just about to post something along the lines of that.
     
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    It's so blind people know to hate them
     
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    Yeah, Abel must have known...
     
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    Zeus intentionally burnt them with his mighty thunder.
    And now they are doomed to wander for eternity with the odor of burnt flesh and the spurn of the gods.
     
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    We are given hints to their true, dark intent.

    Creative, but no.
     
  9. kibou

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    What do you mean no!?
     
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    That's not why.
     
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    Tell us, David! How did God make the blacks!?
     
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    I have to go to school, leave me an alert so I can remember when I get home.
     
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    Of course its why

    What other explanation could it be?.

    Zeus spurning them and plaguing their land is the only reasonable answer
     
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    That's racism. Here on EDF we don't take too kindly to racism, I'm afraid.

    Man is made of clay. God made every race and subrace individually. He made the blacks last and he was watching his favourite soap opera (Angels & Demons) he forgot that he left the blacks in the fireplace. He realised only too late and couldn't be stuffed remaking them. Hence their name.
     
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    He left them in the oven too long and they came out extra crispy. Their palms and soles are pink(ish), as that's how they were positioned while being kiln-fired, thereby protecting them from the direct heat.

    Fact.
     
  16. Web v1.0

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    Isn't it because of some kind of specific diet?
     
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    Humans were made of clay, black people were made of Feces.
    nothing but a thin layer of skin wrapped around a stinking pile of shit!
     
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    I also had work so that's why I'm a bit late.

    One can easily deduce the purpose of niggers even without a direct verse given on the matter.

    The dark skin is an indication on the niggers True ways. They are evil beings, beasts - not human. I believe smell can also be a warning sign God has allowed for the rest of us.


    Now to refute some claims before you make them:
    "But I know of plenty of decent black people - what about those pastors?" - Those are the hybrid niggers, ones influenced by white culture enough to behave like humans. I personally compare them to pets - they would be wild animals if it wasn't for white culture.
    "But they were born that way, they didn't do anything wrong!" - They would have used their free will for evil, and God does not impede on this choice of theirs. He only allows others a chance to realize this. This part goes along the lines of infants that die at a young age - there destiny was always the Lake of Fire.
     
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    Soooo, what do you do, big boy? ;)
     
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    I didn't say deformed babies that live, I referred to one that die prematurely. Knowing God is Just, it can be assumed they died because of their own choices they would have with free will.



    I've already said I do dish-washing and waitoring.
     
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    This thread is incorrect.

    Empirical evidence proves that black people don't smell "funny", they smell FUCKING TERRIBLE.
     
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    Babies tend to die prematurely from things they cannot help or have any control over.
     
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    God knows what these babies would do with their free will if they were to live on, so having to suffer on this Earth just to end up in Hell is not needed. Of course this isn't the case for every sinner.

    Any Christian that believes the Lord is Just knows that dead babies would have been sinners anyway.
     
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    Everybody becomes sinners everybody has sinned at some point or another,
    the difference is you and i get the chance to accept baptism or repent, or read the bible and pray.
     
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    All babies go to hell. Get over it.
     
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    *imagines a tired ragged and depressed Satan surrounded and covered with babies who won't go the fuck to sleep*
     
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    smell like shit
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Abos smell like stale sweat, piss and farts.
    I've not been around enough blacks to compare the two.