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  1. jujitsu

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    Not blowjob, but Brazil Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.



    It's not gay dry humping eithereven though you may find yourself getting sat on, and smashed so bad you can't breath, but that's only starting out.

    BJJ is a truly intelligent combat sport. I can confidently say that I can take on anybody who has no background in BJJ no matter how over powering they are. Last week I submission spared against a taller, fatter opponent who had about 100 lbs against me. He was worried about trying tokill me, and the only thing I worried about was knocking shit over after I sent him crashing backward into a can of trash.

    The only thing I can compare it to is Chess, and you can't play chess if you don't know the moves. You can't swim if you don't know how to.

    Dont take karate. BJJ is not karate. It is a combat sport, and training tool for elite fighting forces.

    If anyone ever should find themselves interested in taking BJJ please do so. It will give you confidence, and separate your silly theories from reality in regards to fighting. Just make sure that the class is certified by a recognized creditably.

    I recently started going back to class for BJJ.
     
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    you are the man
     
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    BJJ guys make the most boring UFC matches

    One guy takes down the other. Floor leglock. The other guy punches. The guy who holds refuses to let go.

    Goes on for 15 minutes

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Fuck you.

    The only similarity between Chess and your ghey kung fu shit, is that both activities are generally undertaken by faggots who believe themselves to be very srs biz.

    You are a worthless little cunt, and no one cares about you jumping around trying to punch things.

    The only good things to come out of Brazil is their BBQ meats, and their vaginas.
     
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    if its used by the Israelis then it must be superior.
    :trollface:
     
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    Spetsnaz use it to wrestle bears
     
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    BJJ is only useful because people don't carry knives anymore. And since suburban white pricks think a fight is just a game, it's frequently one-on-one.
     
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    YEEEESSS. Finally someone understands what people should learn to fight. Fuck yes, BJJ is awesome. I do it from time to time. Though I might have to add, that when it comes down to it. The strength, and power of person is key.

    All you faggots should really try it. It's a great exercise if you don't mind touching some guys balls every now and then.
     
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    Brazilians are good for fart porn, not Jew-Jitsu.
     
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    Helio Gracie told far fetched tales. Don't believe everything he said.
     
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    Hello faggot you love the freshly washed butthole. P.S. nobody gives a shit P.S.S. you're so fucking gay that even EAgames wants to stab themselves in the neck please go and murder yourself with a steak knife
     
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    >>implying either is hard to do

    The Philippines is even worse, do they practice bjj? Hell no.

    A gun is a long range weapon; anybody that puts one to your head either has only the faintest intention of actually shooting you and/or is a complete fucking moron.
     
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    that's not true. you can't even prove that. plenty of people are shot right at point blank range. dont be like that jackass

    plus plenty of people get stabbed. the ones who dont live to talk about it are usually stabbed more than 10 times.

    the philippines is bootleg, and 3rd world. they dont even got a chance to learn bjj.
     
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    They're shot by morons, because they don't know how to react to the situation, because they've only learned bjj.

    If you had to choose between a martial art that will get you stabbed and one that won't, you would pick which?

    No, in order to survive they need to learn an effective method of self defense, Lameco Eskrima.