BJDs

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Adviscor, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Adviscor

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    Ball Joint Dolls (moar liek blow job dolls, amirite?) are huge in the weeaboo/animu/lonely-old-ladies-who-can't-have-cats-in-their-apartment communities.

    They are incredibly expensive and cleaning them is even worse (do something wrong and they turn yellow for some reason.)

    The only reason I would ever want one is because they are actually really good for posing reference, unlike those idiotic wooden mannequins they sell that can't even touch their fucking heads.
    However, most of the BJDs out there are owned by people who can't draw and are just photographfags who think they're amazing because they can pose their pale as fuck bishie doll in sensual or intimate positions with their gay doll lover.

    But these aren't your average everyday Ken dolls. Nope. They actually have dicks, cunts, and nipples. (Sizes vary from retailer to retailer, I imagine.)

    They come in life-size too. And I would not be surprised if you could get them customized for your fleshlight to fit in, either.


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    A stupid thing to spend time and money on, like video games and animu and everything else here
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    Why in the fuck would you bring this up in discussion?
     
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    You know you want one, faggot.
     
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    Au contraire mademoiselle, they creep me the fuck out.
     
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    Seku wants a goatse one custom-made.
     
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    Off topic, post ignored.
     
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    How you dare to insult the mother of mighty Anemia queen of all lolis? >:I

    If only she was here...
     
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    Oh, no insult. It's just... her boobies...
     
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    You think those are big?

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    Naked dolls are disturbing.
     
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    They are beautiful... except when bare-ass naked.

    I love the detailing.
     
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    I really, really hate the little ones that are supposed to be cute with their huge ass detailed anime eyes.
    THOSE disturb me more than the naked ones.
     
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    PULLIPS AND BLYTHE DOLLS GIVE ME NIGHTMARES BUT THESE CUTE COSPLAYERS BRING THEM ALONG EVERY TIME

    The fat cosplayers don't bring them, instead they bring food to conventions
     
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    You go to conventions
     
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    ...as a hawker selling food.
     
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    Oh, okay
    Jeering withdrawn
     
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    I can't believe people actually buy these. I mean, if you wanted to see naked girls, you could just check google with the safesearch off. And most of those girls aren't even dolls.
     
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    The only problem I really have with them is their price and their pointless genitalia.
    There is no point for them having vaginas or penises. And you can't even say that they're for...doll sex because the penises aren't erect.
    Well, there are life-sized child BJDs that are sex dolls in Japan.
    As if they couldn't get creepier.
     
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    Some people find silly that they come plain, even if that sounds weird.
     
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    That does sound weird.
    I was dragged to a con once and was forced to sit through a BJD panel for over an hour and one of the girls there told a story about how her doll dropped his pants randomly at the dinner table and some little kid relative pointed out his dong.
    My first thought: who the fuck brings their doll to the dinner table.
    Second thought was why the hell he even had one to begin with.

    I never want to get into that world, man. The people who ran the panel were an old couple (they were pretty cool) but just how the woman treated the dolls...like real people with personalities and stories and apparently the dolls were married and had mutated huge eyed children???
     
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    I lol'd

    Reminds me of people with their OCs at deviantART.