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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    WHEN HE WANTS TO JERK OFF EVERYTHING
    Goes OUT The Window.

    Literally.
     
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    what does this all mean?
     
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    • Looking at porn means you hate women.
    • Looking at porn means you are a future rapist.
    • Looking at porn means that your mother should have aborted you.
    • Sex = Rape.
    • When you want to jerk off, everything goes right out the window.
    • Hot wax in your vagina? It's more likely than you think.
     
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    oh.

    what aload of horseshit.
     
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    She is old news but still a good read for fun.
    When i first read the quote "When he wants to jerkoff everything goes out the window" I imagined her son going to the window opening it, and jacking off with his dick sticking out over the sill and shooting all his cum out the window and into the front yard.
    And possibly throwing his balled up tissue that he used to catch the drips out the window too.
     
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    This totally sounds like something worth trying.
     
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    :DDDD
    You get Epic man of the year award if you do!

    Also, i have to ask, is this worthy of being Picture of the Nao for half a day?
     
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    id say that it is.
     
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    If it does, one rule, it's credited to noone it is just Encyclopedia Dramatica's open domain image.
     
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    I LOVE YOU BEEFCAKE BEEFCAAAAKE!!!! *eats weight gain 4k*
     
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    The forum actually generating some content for the wiki needs to be encouraged.
     
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    like pictures and whatnot?
     
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    Probably text too, i cannot EDit properly and find it frustrating.
    Especially the fact that the text never renders properly and i just haven't done HTML for a long time it pisses me off.

    I would like making a basic page on the forums and include references for which words need pipelining and to what page, the see also pages, where the pics should go roughly, and the bodies of text and paragraphs, then it can be put on the forum for review by everyone and edits made and then finalized and if the page is ready to go, a crafty EDitor then takes the test page and finalizes it by making it a page on ED.ch and doing the layout and HTML codes so it looks nice and complete.

    That way we can hopefully save bandwidth with less edits to pages on a subject till there is a finalized version that looks best and won't need to be edited much if at all for a long time, it should also prevent occurrences of half baked stub shit that ends up gathering dust.
    There's too many of them.
     
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    youre gonna go far here, kid.
     
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    Assuming that's meant as a genuine compliment i will just add, that i had a feeling that ED was right for me,
    I should have joined a long time ago, much more fun that Craptube or Shitter.
     
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    that was as genuine as diamond.

    you actually post helpful shit.
     
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    Thank you,
    It's good to know i can help people with these projects despite not being particularly talented with coding and scripts.
     
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    i dont know shit about coding, scripts, HTML, none of that.

    im just here to piss off the retards.
     
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    Just start editing and messing around in the sandbox.
     
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    What would be better is if the son jerked out the window and his semen landed on someone preferably on an old women's head.
     
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    I thought that too.
    But meh, just everything going out the Window.
    Anybody can do their own version if they want to.

    I am honestly surprised that i made this into a sort of fledgling meme and i am amazed that nobody thought of adapting that phrase literally out of context for fun till now.