Bitch, please

Discussion in 'News' started by CallMeMaggot, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. CallMeMaggot

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    I know this is the Video of the Now, and most of you should have seen it already, but it is too good

    "That's what the pedofiles are using to identify each other..."

    "We dont know where he is going to show up"

    And more classics...



    I'm speechless

    pedobear-kid-costume.
     
  2. Lloyd

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    Wait wasn't pedobear's original spirit the exact opposite of this?
     
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    Yes. This news station is stupid and spreading false information.
     
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  6. Lloyd

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    Sounds like local cable to me. Always got a laugh or two out of these local stations when I was in the US. They have to make everything a threat, and to prove how dangerous it is they talk like they are out of breath all the time.

    Also, to be fair the general retard internet denizens have skewered what pedobear is about beyond recognition. Keep in mind that for outsiders, it must be impossible to disinguish between what is "true" internet culture and what is 14 year olds trying to be edgy. It's all on the same internet, after all.
     
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    Those wacky paedophiles and their bears!!

    Whatever will they think of next?
     
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    "Pedophiles use it to communicate to each other"

    Do they really just pull shit out of their ass and say it? Because if so I really want that job.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    But at least they should be able to distinguish between OTI ( "lulz culture" much as 14 y.o ITGs) and IRL...

    Just saying
     
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    I saw that it was fucking hilarious it's about time people started being afraid of the internet again
     
  11. Lloyd

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    jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2.0ß
     
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    It's RUNNING BEAR, not Pedo Bear you niggers!
     
  13. Lloyd

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    u shoud know u cichkenhawk
     
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    I really fucking hate crazy concerned mother bitches with dried up vaginas like the blonde "informing" you about the dangers of pedobear. If I had to pick one type of person to be rounded up into a camp and exterminated, it would have to be them.
     
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    But isn't paranoia and hysteria pretty much mainstream in the US? :confused:
     
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    I love how they say "this is not a joke", while showing fairly lulzy pedobear jokes. Siiiigh, substituting the internet for news.
     
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    I loved the part where the bitch who should be in the kitchen overreacted about some internet joke being on cars.
     
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    Obviously they are not getting the joke, but they are old fucks. We personally need to one up the joke and send them shit about the pedopals and pretend it is a giant sexual fetish organization that is planning on world domination!
     
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    Be sure to use caution when you see an image of pedobear
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