Biotech Heart Developed in France

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  1. MrGask

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    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/business/the-artificial-heart-is-getting-a-bovine-boost.html?_r=1&
     
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    Good job frogs.
    Made a fake heart... Maybe next you can make some guts since you are all missing them.

    (making fun of the french is always okay)
     
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    If they do, they would only need to develop a cyberbrain to complete the set.
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    As a French invention, it will stream faggotry and bad smell onto your cells
     
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    I guess that's less meat for hotdogs. Oh well, we got Twinkies back.
     
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    The French invented a robot heart yet still can't grasp the concept of a razor.
     
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    Old news here, also we pretty much always have been the best of the world in medicine, so this is no surprise.
     
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    "They invented the artificial heart in order to know what it's like to feel."
     
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    What you need, tho, is an artificial stomach.
    A much smaller one.
     
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    I have nothing against your ilk, Frenchy. Show me some respect.
     
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    No worries, I know that.

    I just grew an unhealthy obssession with you for some reason and I generally masturbate at the idea of you being tortured and being castrated by huge machines is all.