billionaire pirate holds ship hostage for doubloons

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  1. minty

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    Holy shit, it actually has masts and sails.
     
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    I've considered becoming a pirate when I can afford it.
     
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    Well I guess that's one way to make a government accountable.

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    I'm sure the liberal media will depict him as some kind of evil romney loving pirate. But honestly, they owe his ass some money. We can't keep letting these third world nations from defaulting on loans. We need to just look them in the face and say "ok, maybe we've exploited you, but we don't have to lend you money, so work or starve"
     
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    lol falklands
     
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    Paul "Friend of the People" Singer looks like a humble and reasonable man
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    this is the correct way to be billionaire
     
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    Pirates could be a really cool meme. What an exciting time to be alive and dysfunctional.
     
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    He literally looks like a Bond villain.
     
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    As opposed to metaphorically looking like a Bond villain?
     
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    You are literally a fuckwit.
     
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    How adorable, you think your opinion of me actually matters to me.
     
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    I literally don't think that.
     
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    Uber fag billionaire says show me the money
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya, my large digetetted monster, embrace me.

    Let me feel your warmth, let me feel the heat of your breath.

    I need to smell the decaying odour of the air coming from your lungs...

    Breath across my face.

    Touch me.


    The Member Formerly Known As Baya.