Big Black Booty Bitches!!

Discussion in 'News' started by m450n_yuno, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. m450n_yuno

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    TL;DR: Niggers just went back two steps in the evolutionary ladder.
     
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    Looks like her ass is pregnant. I bet there's a fetish for that.
     
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    Why is this illegal? If someone is willing to trust a "fake doctor", then they deserve whatever happens to them.
     
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    Maybe she didn't know!? I actually feel sympathetic.
     
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    DAYUM, GRLLLLLLLLLLLL.
     
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    No, no, no, no, no, no, no and no. I've heard about carefree brazilian travestis that let themselves be injected with industrial grade silicone. But at least it's silicone. This is not even wrong.
     
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    And then I laughed out loud
     
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    jesus CEMENT, and tire sealant. Fuck, at least sillicone is biologically inactive, the same cannot be said for the components of tire sealant.
     
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    Only one thing "dat ass" is good for now.
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    Yeah well what else is new...?
     
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    Maybe if they make their asses big enough niggers would take up so much space that it would grow its own gravity then suck up everything and turn into a genuine black hole. Then again I'm high right now listening to pink floyd.
     
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    CEMENT

    WHAT THE FUCK

    I wonder how she is going to sit now.
     
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    I bet s/he used Synthol on her own ass. It's an oil that fake bodybuilders use to gain size without working out. It makes for very realistic results:
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    jesus christ that's disgusting. for very realistic results in looking like you jumped in radioactive sludge then yeah, that's the way to go.
     
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    God, the kind of shit people will do their bodies. Even the more acceptable things like tattoos and piercings.
     
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    Everyone in this post looks like they are smuggling shit in their body.
    Also, I read about this today and I was like "Why don't you just put some strontium, plastic explosive, drain cleaner and some other shit you found". How the fuck did she not realise her ass got DESTROYED when she looked like Patton's pants?
     
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    Spot the difference.
     
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    And what happens if the cement break? It's not even concrete that dries underwater (something the romans invented, was forgotten and rediscovered). And that is not supposed to be used in a +37C environment full of acids and salts and enzymes and shit.
    Hmm... He can go horseback riding, but she would give the most docile horse a terminator freak out?
     
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    Only on the condition that Kyle Reece was sent back in time to protect his tailor
     
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    There's enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to have a go at tapping Patton's arse.

    That's the key difference.
     
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    So you're saying you'd fuck that chicks chembomb booty instead?
    Are you jacking off right now to it?
     
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    Not even in my worst nightmares...

    I meant to say that I could possibly get pissed enough to fuck Patton. There's not enough booze in the world to get me into her pants. And I don't have a 3 foot nigger cock, so I'd never get past the cheeks (and even if you did, you'd fucking get gravel rash on your cock from the concrete!!).

    Saw this story in the Age a few days ago. Fucking stupid niggers.
     
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    Yeah I know it was an Age edition this week.
    Nigger stories aside, The Age suffers from severe butthurt at the Murdoch press where as the Murdoch press are all like :gaben:
     
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    Tru dat.

    Don't like what they did with News.com.au recently. Fucking hate the new look.
     
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    I don't read that shit.
    Did you hear about Kyle Sandilands goin off tap at the chief editor for calling his shit show shit? Every feminist and her feminist have jumped down his throat and most of his sponsors are dropping him.
    Sandivagina, eat a dick.
     
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    Heard about this. If that wanker ate a stingray's cock this arvo, it'd be great.