Bieber knocked up some broad - Love child court battle ensues

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    Edit: Since my thread is moderated I guess some censorship might go on. Probably won't hear this in the news but the guys who manage bieber will probably pay the broad a good chunk of money to make her go away and shut up. The question is, how much will she get out of this?

    Man, it's easy being a teen mom nowadays. Just take a load from a child celebrity and you got yourself enough out-of-court cash to last until the day you die!

    Source: http://www.examiner.com/justin-bieb...stin-bieber-s-alleged-baby-mama-mariah-yeater
     
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    There is no censorship. Threads in this forum are moderated because people, like you, don't read the sticky which clearly states to add an image to news threads so it shows up correctly on the front page.
     
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    Psh. Who reads stickies anymore?
     
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    Well for the most part I just delete threads that aren't formatted correctly, but this shit is hilarious so I fixed it for you :>
     
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    The best thing is that it allegedly lasted only 30 seconds. I mean, he's a teenage boy, but blowing your load after only 30 secs is pretty shameful.
     
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    Now what other sorts of evidence do we have that could could back up this woman's case. Much like any other denizen of this forum I am highly skeptical that he could pull it off.
    Indeed...
     
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    Thanks bro! <3

    Hey, teenage girls wet their pants for this kid. I wouldn't put it past him to pull shenanigans like this, but I don't think he's the marathon type of guy either.
     
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    It's no secret this kid gets around. Fact is, and if a singer doesn't pull a Katy Perry and state they aint getting laid till marriage they're banging everything with heels. This girl better know what the fuck she's talking about or else she'll be the laughing stock of Hollywood for a long time to follow.
     
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    Bieber's baby! Beliebe it!
     
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    he would knock up the first coke whore he finds.

    and i can tell it was his first time by the thirty sec time limit.

    i hope its his.
     
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    If it's Bieber's baby then his shit is going to get wrecked. And rightfully so. Kid is like, what 16?
     
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    Looking forward to the episode of Judge Judy of when she decides how much Bieber gets boned having to pay her in Child Support with.
     
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    Did she commit a felony when she slept with him?
     
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    Kids: 30 seconds of moans followed by 30 years of sighs.
     
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    Have any of you forgotten the events of "Justin Beiber: A Boy Forever"? He was castrated by his handlers in order to avoid puberty and stay popular longer.

    I suspect that the actual father is Zaiger, we've all seen his beiber imitating skills.
     
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    ^what the fuck did I just read
     
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    When I first read that story, I was like lolwut castration is a sexual fetish now? How does that work?
     
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    The only issue I have with this story, is having to believe that Bieber's micropenis can penetrate a vagina.