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  1. Wolf

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    A smelly ass farm ?
    Yeah,you bet i don't. You stinking spic.
     
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    I am actually quite proud of the fact I don't have a spotted cock.
     
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    i have one in the attic. i just havent bothered getting it down yet. i guess i will soon since i got get the christmas tree anyway
     
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  6. Wolf

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    lol wut
     
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    When in Rome I suppose.
     
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    By "Christmas tree" I'm assuming what you're referring to is an unholy, cone shaped abhorrent abomination, replete with severed fingers and arm branches, and pine needles made of the very same spikes driven into Pinhead, from Hellraiser's, face.

    I don't what to know what you leave under this "Christmas tree."
     
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    I would guess, virgin sacrifices?
     
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    That cock isn't nearly as big as my cock.
     
  14. Wolf

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    BTW my male turkey's bigger than all of yours.
     
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    So uncivilized, is this what you guys do all day? Just post your cocks in a forum? This is probably all you can do to express yourselves and your lives (laughs).
     
  16. Wolf

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    Puns aren't funny. Stop ruining this thread.
     
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    Big deal.

    This is my cock:

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    AND this is me fucking your mother:

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    ...HARD. in the "dirt."

    she loves it btw... son.
     
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    My shano, Chirstyan
     
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    YUCK. Are you into cock transformation, you SICK FUCK? Go kill yourself.
     
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    Yeah, transforming my cock from it's full 7 1/2" outside to a full 7 1/2" inside your mother's ass.
     
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    My mom would beat the shit out of you if you ever tried to do such thing.
     
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    Thes beople is bich
     
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    just shaved
     
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    Wat. Just, wat. If it wasn't standing, I would think someone was about to drop it in a broiler or something.
     
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    I showed it to a doctor and he said something about a serious medical emergency, but doctors bore the shit out of me so I wasn't really paying attention.
     
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    Aww so cute bird.
     
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