Best way to commit suicide.

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  1. KimJongLulz

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    Run around naked with a large two handed sword, swinging at people while screaming christmas carols and then run into a police department and get them to kill me.

    Copicide ftw.
     
  2. Lucila

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    Mine too. Combined with the Sam Adams, would be great.
     
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    Me? Single shot to the brainstem.
     
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    If I desperately needed to off myself, I'd go the Cobain route (too much heroin and shotgun mouthwash). Make a big mess.

    I also wouldn't be opposed to splattering myself all over the concrete after jumping from a height. Once again, messiness is key.


     
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    And put unreleased demo tapes in a heart shaped box so your ho can make them into an unreleased album and get rich while you're dead.
     
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    Revolving door. And do it with children watching. They will never walk through one again.
     
  8. Infamous

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    Copicide:

    1. Get guns
    2. Find populated are
    3. Use said guns
    4. Get shot by law enforcement
    5. ????
    6. DEFECIT
     
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    Don't forget to take as many pigs down as you can. Fuckin' police, trying to keep me from shooting people.
     
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    But of course! Bonus points if she goes so batshit insane that your daughter gets taken out of her custody multiple times.
     
  11. Jegan Meister

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    Hear hear.
     
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    theres only one way to die right

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    You sir, are doing it right.
     
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    No; that's the only way to die happy.
     
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    R.I.P David Caradine
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    This, but add more screaming children forever warped by my final action.
     
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    not cool man
     
  18. Atomic_Joe

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    What? That is EXACTLY how he died!
     
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    Engineer your own jetpack that can carry 20 or more pounds of C4 type explosives and fly all of that on yourself into you most hated government building.
     
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    He's saying RIP David on a picture depicting Caradines death. I don't see the problem.
     
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    I know im beating a dead horse /)x3x(\ but bud dwyer sure did it right
     
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    Why is this thread still open?
     
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    that was actually supposed to be david carradine.

    people keep asking me if its marilyn manson . 9_9
     
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    Don't have a clue...like everything else I failed at this too
     
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    Going for the high score is the best option hands down because you get to have fun and end your life.
     
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    Srs answer? Hmm..
    Maybe fight a bear, or jump off a burning airplane.. either way id plan it so that my last moments are adrenaline filled.
     
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    My dad went with a .45 to the chest. He lined up the shot to blow both anchors of the pulminary arteries and lodged the round in the vertibrae that the pulminary nerve trunk fed through. However, he was a fucking genius with guns and human anatomy, so i doubt most folks could actually pull that off.
    My choice would be an unjacketed .25 or .32 round in the mouth, through the soft pallet, aiming for the brainstem. But that choice in calibre is only 'cuz I sold the .45.
     
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